We return to Outland for the fourth installment of "The Mage They Call Jayne(z)"! In this epic tale of adventure, honor, and wanton violence, our pajama-wearing hero braves the myriad horrors of Hellfire Peninsula: giant robots, evil demons, gank-happy Alliance, and just shy of a million different quests. He descends into the darkness of the Slave Pits, and hits a GIANT ENEMY CRAB for Massive Damage--as is the custom, of course.
I do some standard quests-kill X of X, bring me X Z items. You know, the regular. The camp blacksmith asks me to get some Wood and Metal left over from past battles on the long road through the middle of the zone, so I go. He neglected to mention that it's currently inhabited by just shy of a million Fel Orcs. Still, nothing I-in my awesomely supreme coolness-can't handle. While I'm here, I see a little outpost of Horde currently engaged in fighting the Demons. They give me a quest to kill some of the buggers to the north.
I oblige, and then get a second quest to bomb some demon portals... but honestly, I'll do that one later. I finish collecting the wood and metal parts, and return to the blacksmith-who then asks me if I can go torch some old Alliance cannons that they've got aimed at our faces. Of course, I agree-not only am I not too fond of getting shot in the face by cannons, but setting things on fire is always a roaring good time! Why do you think I'm a Mage? :P
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"The Mage They Call Jayne(z), Part 4: On the Seventh Day, Jayne(z) Quested"




