My roommate and I had a discussion the other night about people we want to fight. We decided that the people we want to fight has to be someone who can take a couple of hits and deal some major pwnage themselves. If we fight wimps and lesser wimps, where's the fun in that? This is our list of people we wanted to fight.

5. Mike Tyson
If you fight that man, you would be known throughout history as the dumbass who tried to fight Mike Tyson. Not only is he a big crazy black guy, he bit someone's ear off before as well. If you are able to beat him up, then you will go down history as the guy who owned Mike Tyson.

4. Catholic Priests
Looks are decieving, and Catholic Priests are living proof of that. All those stories you heard about the scandels of priests molesting little boys are just a cover story. They have been doing that for years, but wasn't really a big issue until now. Why? Because priests are really genetically engineered human/robot hybrids bent on world domination.

3. Muhammed Ali's daughter
Not only is she hot, she is one ultimate destroyer. I'd get spanked by her anyday. If you have to get beaten by a girl, then Ali's daughter is definately the way to go. You'd be in heaven and a whole world of hurt at the same time when she beats the living sh*t out of you.

2. Shaolin Monks
They block spear attacks with their friggin necks. If you have to get beat up by anybody, at least do it right. And if you are good enough to actually fight them, good for you.

1. Michael Jackson
Yes, our top pick would be Michael Jackson. As I stated earlier looks are decieving and MJ is another example of how dangerous that is. You might think he is a weak molestor, but he has moves. Not only is he agile his odd ways throw people off and he attacks when you least suspect. He'll beat you down, pat you down, and start busting a groove to 'Beat it' while his posse of little children kick you in your nuts.

anyone who is a worthy challange

5.50 cent he got the guns
4.Satan
3.Achilles uhhhh he can only die if i stab him in the heel
2.Monky who flings poo
1.MJ who would touch him???

I only can think of 3!

3. Jesus - The big bad JC!!! If he can walk on water, I'm pretty sure he can knock you the hell out.

2. God - Duh!

1. Bill Gates - Come on he can buy anyone to beat you up.

my mom.

why? Don't ask...

Major Armstrong from FMA, he seems like a good challenge

I would fight a few people.

1. Hitler. (pretty sure I could whoop a dead guys ass)
2. Myself. (fight of the century)
3. My Wife. (SELF EXPLANATORY)
4. My Wife Part 2
5. BARTZ
6. Gary Coleman (always wanted to whoop a midget, uppercut practice)
7. GWB (If you dont know what it means, dont ask)

id like to stomp a mudhole into the fatass Anna Nicole Smith...

...damn she gets on my nerves.

id also like to beat down Fran Drescher for everytime she made me cringe. (thatd be everytime she opened her mouth and let words spew forth.)

yea. both of my candidates are women.

but both are really annoying women that dont deserve the millions of dollars they have.

#1 leecho in a purple hippo suit...

#2 99.9% of people on Nosebiter's list...

#3, #4, #5, etc... Drew Barrymore (just for being herself)

[Edited by Greever at 1:35 PM on 4/25/2005]

1) Any Movie/music star who thinks anyone gives a flying F what they think about politics. Shutup, smile and look pretty for the camera that is all you are good for.

2)Jessie Jackson- Because he is a hypocritcal social parasite.

3) John Metzger - For being the cold, aloof Nazi scumbag that he is.

4)The guy who cut me off on the highway today and nearly resulted in me getting squashed by an 18 wheeler. I doubt he would be interested since he didn't respond to my angrily banging on his driver side window at the light.

5)Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi - He & I in a room with baseball bats.

6)That sh!theel who shot dimebag. I'd like to rez him and kill him 10 or 20 times.

7)Dozens and dozens more, but that is enough for now. ;)

if we are going to include people that incite road rage, my list would be neverending.

i f'ing hate driving in greensboro.

everyone behind the wheel is a moron, except me of course.

DeathSpawner.

Myself.

Tom Cruse (For Dissing Kendo one night while he was in a press interview)

All of NCSoft Staff (Then after winning i would congratulate them on a great game)

michael jacko for being a gross dusgusting child molesting freek!
the kids parents who let him do it to there children to gain moneterialy!
all the freeks who stand an cheer for his queer discuting ass as he walks in to court.
i bet a few cons will let him play dianna ross in the pen if he really wants to

For anyone who want's to fight greever, he has a weekness. Just like the great Sampson himself, the true source of Greever's power is in his mullet.

[B]<div style="display:none;">Saske_Uchiha</div> wrote:[/b]

DeathSpawner.

Myself.

Tom Cruse (For Dissing Kendo one night while he was in a press interview)

All of NCSoft Staff (Then after winning i would congratulate them on a great game)

CRUISE DISSED KENDO!?!?!? HE DESERVES TO DIE!!!!!

Yes Tom Cruise needs to die, and the director who made the crap ass of a movie, Last Samurai.

[B]leecho7 wrote:[/b]

Yes Tom Cruise needs to die, and the director who made the crap ass of a movie, Last Samurai.

agreed, they screw the ending, then state the truth "It is not known to this day if the American samurai survived the war"

ive got a new list but not going to share, someone really poed me today on the site.And yes that movie was soooooo dumb the ninjas werent even cool and ninjas have to be cool.

Heres a note of truth for you all. There is no such thing as a straight edged ninja sword. Ninjas used Katanas just like the samurai, as well as using smaller swords. The ninja carried more tools than weapons as their main job was a spy, not an assassin.

[B]NaotaFLCL wrote:[/b]

Heres a note of truth for you all. There is no such thing as a straight edged ninja sword. Ninjas used Katanas just like the samurai, as well as using smaller swords. The ninja carried more tools than weapons as their main job was a spy, not an assassin.

Not really a katana. They were too big for a ninja to hide. They used shorten versions known as wakizashi. But they also like other weapons such as the popular Shuriken, the naruto Kunai lol, and Shukos (hand claws). And yes they were mainly spies, but of course they did do the occasional assination! NEENJA ATTACK!

new person to fight:

Tom Delay - Damn republicans

[B]Nosebiter wrote:[/b]

6)That sh!theel who shot dimebag. I'd like to rez him and kill him 10 or 20 times.

agreed, i would use all my 328 mana points to rez and kill him as many times as possible

The wakizashi is their main weapon of choice. They did use the Katana on occasion. The Shuko are not really weapons, mainly used for climbing walls, but they did use them as weapons at times. Dont go against me, I can conquer you in their history. I train in their fighting styles, and I study their history for fun for over 8 years. Yes, it may seem like thats along time to study their history, but if you actually use true resources from Japan, you would be surprised in how much there truely is. I have scrolls from the meiji era that have ninja techniques and they are not replicas. I know this because I got them from the Ninja Grand Master. Good luck correcting me ^_^ Oh and this is a friendly argument ^^

[B]ELFDUDE wrote:[/b]

ive got a new list but not going to share, someone really poed me today on the site.And yes that movie was soooooo dumb the ninjas werent even cool and ninjas have to be cool.

If it was me who 'poed' you, let it out. I'm used to it. I already have Mulletman Greever, anthrax zombies, and ninja werewolves chasing my tail. Not to mention da Po-Leece!

Hehe i kno it is friendly ^^. But now I want to be you! Give me ur uber leet neenja powers lol. Yea, I forgot they used them as climbing tools too. I haven't been studying that long. Like 3 months of studying cuz I had a school report to do. But I'm still wondering about the use of the Katana. Wouldn't seem logical to carry with them since it is pretty long and they need all their manuverability they can get. Unless they were under disguise. I'm confused now lol.

Did you know Ninja's are mammals? True fact. Sorry couldn't help myself, I heard ninja and realultimatepower had to be referenced.

5. Zombies: I fucking hate zombies with such a passion epics will be written about it until the end of time. Plus it's really badass when you shoot one with shotgun; blood and guts everywhere.

4. Politicians: Democrat, Republican, Reform party - I dont give a shit. Every single one of them is a self-centered piece of shit bent on lining his or her pockets while they talk of morals and doing the right then when they have none - let them fight there own damn wars.

3. Religious Zealots/Fanatics: All that matters is that how you have faith you fucking morons!!! Shotguns work on these people pretty well too.

2. Brad Pitt and Edward Norton: For thinking of Fight Club before me - you facists stole my idea!!!!

1. God: Who wouldnt?

[Edited by Niceven at 12:03 AM on 4/26/2005]

I know one group of people who can own ninjas and samurais. No, not pirates... but Mongols. Not only will they use primitive biological warfare, they'd rush them fools like a mofo.
Even though the mongol army was very small compared to the armies of other nations they went up against, they still kicked some ass.

Sorry, just had to represent!

My family was a bastard creation of a Mongol man and a Korean-chinese woman about 100 million trillion years ago or something.

Yeah it wasnt logical for them to use Katanas unless they were disguised. A good portion of the time, a part of the Iga tribe disguised themselves as samurai to get secrets. Also heres another tidbit of information, the ninja were really exiled Samurai warriors as well as warriors from other nations. They learned to co-exist with the earth. Sorry for the rambling, the study of ninja has become a hobby. Im even thinking of having supplies sent in from Japan so I can build a mini building from way back.

Bill O'Reilly - That big overzealous condescending son of a [bleep]

My ex girlfriend - normally i don't post women but this girl could stand toe to toe with her brother who is an angry violent skinhead who listens to nothing but death metal.

myself - I've studied quite a few styles and i'm still quite flexible. It'd be a heck of a match.

Bill O'Reilly - need I say more?

and the last and most infuriating person i could ever name

Michael Moore - nothing makes me more angry than a fat pseudo intellectual who thinks that I can't think for myself.

Add Michael Moore to my list too... I hate that bastard.

Also a group of Quadriplegic Ninjas.

yes...michael moore should be on everybody's list.

Not to insult you, Naota... but a lot of your stories seem a bit farfetched. Don't tell me that I'm the only one that questions his accounts of training with Shaolin Monks and obtaining ninjitsu scrolls from the ninja master...

[Edited by Jzorio at 1:42 PM on 4/26/2005]

My Bro - Family reasons.

Tony Blair - Wanna kick his [bleep] lying ass!

The Queen of England - I would take her place ^^. But she does have some uber skillz, an army at her beck and call lol.

Warcry Mods - I can take u all! lol

Nao - Expose his Ninjistsu as weak! =P

Who i want to fight?
Nr1 - All those mother f***ing stupid shiznit commercial idiots.
Nr2 - 50 cent (who wouldnt want to fight this buck-toothed bulletmagnet)
Nr3 - Gary coleman
Nr4 - That guy who owns playboy mansion
Nr5 - Puff daddy

[B]Jzorio wrote:[/b]

Not to insult you, Naota... but a lot of your stories seem a bit farfetched. Don't tell me that I'm the only one that questions his accounts of training with Shaolin Monks and obtaining ninjitsu scrolls from the ninja master...

[Edited by Jzorio at 1:42 PM on 4/26/2005]

It's not that far fetched. Also I don't remember him saying he trained with shaolin monks lol. And the scrolls he could have got from Japan if he ever visited there. Or maybe he lives there. I dunno lets wait for him to answer.

Add 4 more to the list, Teletubbies ><