teletubbies are nothing.

what about boo-bahs?

CREEPY!

Hey I love the boo-bahs!!! But seriously people shouldn't let their kids watch these shows.

Meh... you're new to the site, Protege, so I guess you wouldn't have read a lot of his posts.

[quote][B]<div style="display:none;">Greever</div> wrote:[/b]

Add Michael Moore to my list too... I hate that bastard.
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Speaking of Michael Moore, some images I did in my boredom. Moore doing what he does best. :GRIN:

[B]MoonPenguin wrote:[/b]

teletubbies are nothing.

what about boo-bahs?

CREEPY!

boo bahs can tie a rope around there neck jump off a cliff and hit the bottom

[B]Jzorio wrote:[/b]

Meh... you're new to the site, Protege, so I guess you wouldn't have read a lot of his posts.

whatever i don't care lol.

New one to fight:

Bob Saget - Just becuz i don't like him at all.
PK PK PK!

I wouldn't want to fight Michael Moore. It's such an unfair fight. ALl he has to do is eat me and I'm gone for eternity. That is a pretty big risk.

Yeah no offense naota but I've kept my mouth quiet about a few things i wanted to ask. Exactly where do you live and how is it that you have a temple of monks anywhere near it. The ninjutsu classes I get because those aren't hard to find in some areas but the monks made me really skeptical. Please do explain so i don't completely feel like an ass. What i mean by explain i mean in very specific detail.

[Edited by Gabriel AoD at 8:31 AM on 4/27/2005]

yeah sorry another skeptic... Natoa it seems you life is everything every young fantsy bound male would love to have.. And I personally have checked into ninjitsu schools.. the study of nijitsu has been dead for around 100 years. The japanese no longer activly teach it because it is the study of the kill. However they have incoporated some of the stealth tactics into other arts. But about ten years ago there was 3 known ninja masters in the world. 2 of which lived in japan the other was in america. But they only took on one pupil every maybe 10-15 years or so if not more. Also with that... there is only about 5 grand masters total in america for any traditional martial art.. and to study under any of them is a great feat in its self. Because they only take people who have already recived the title of master in the art. And I was waiting for you to remark on the fact that ninja are samuria. but you said ex-samuria. The truth is it didn't matter. If i am correct the word ninja means something like: the art of stealth and killing. A ninja was a person that went out scouting and went on assianation missions, yes. But a lot of the time they were royal guards sent to spy on or kill someone in another nobal family. There were ton's of polotics involved with the ninja. And the people you reffered to as ex samuri were more or less the ronin. or the wandering samurai.. samurai that didn't have a lord and would either live off the land or do any work they could for money (which means they would take on assianation missions aswell). I dunno, I am just really skeptical as well.. I am curious as to where you live and where you learned everything?

and i don't want to step on the fact that historical documents from the meiji era (japanese civil war) would be under lock and key by the government.. the value of those documents would be considerable since during that time they tried to burn anything that had to do with the way of the sword. just please help us out here!?

oh yeah:

1.) Micheal Jackson
2.) brad pitt (the first rule of fight club)
3.) tom cruise
4.) andre the giant (cause it would be a crazy fight)

[Edited by Arreco at 10:50 AM on 4/27/2005]

*notices that naota seems to have been pwned*

i worry about somebody who claims to have studied ninjas for 8 years "for fun". Yeah, ninjas are cool and that, but 8 years? damn, in the past 8 years all i've been studying is how to drink untill i puke (though that has only been in the last 3-4 years) and how to seduce (read: get slapped by) the ladies.

I am now a grand master in both!

Grandmaster Mrcheese:

I would like to study under you. Please teach me your ways, and take great care of me.

I was skeptical with Nao too. But i believed it until he started with the scar on the EYE (like so many computer game characters). And then all this Shaolin Monk business, yes its possible to find them, but then its "Im the best at this, and the best at thst, im the trachers pet" Etc etc. I dont want to be rude, i was plausable explanations.

Ancient scrolls that ARENT copies. I doublt any1 would have them.. Like earlier they would eb in a museam or kept at one of these so called training schools.

Nao? why not respond dude

Just checking... I guess I'm not alone in my skepticism.

heh, cant wait to see what naotas retaliation to this is :GRIN:

I bet there will not be one, you all jumped on the poor feller.

yeah it was bad.. but it really is hard to not disbelive. he has a very strong knowledge base, but there is too much that seems farfecth. and the one question i kept asking myself over and over is, why is someone with such life experiences sitting on a MMORPG web forum? I have no reason to dislike him, just want to know a few facts.

maybe hes a nerdly shaolin monk with an addictions to MMOs?

I'm a nerdly Mongol with no addictions to MMO's. Except for this game
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blackknight.html

Alrighty, you want explanations, ill give them. First off, Japan does actively teach Ninjutsu. The grandmaster trains with all his students as long as there is proof. My instructer while I was in florida was Paul Fischer. You can find a ninjutsu instructer almost anywhere, though there are not some in certain states. As for the shaolin monks, I am moving to China to further my learning. Anyone can learn as long as you pay. I will be paying to do this because it is a fun sport. If you want to learn more information about this school, www.shaolinbooks.com
The scroll is authentic as it was passed to me from the master. Yes, the majority of scrolls are in museams, but there are a quite a few that still are around. I did get one, and no, I am not allowed to keep it for myself. After I do studying from it, I am to return it to the master. The museam that has the scrolls is sponsered by Master Hatsumi. He can take any scroll he wants and put it back later if he so chooses. As for the scar on my eye, if I didnt explain that before, that was when I got mugged and stuggled. I understand if you dont believe me for the scar, not many people believe the story, but the truth is, that scar is there. Need more proof, I will have my friends register and post here for themselves. I think I gave enough proof here of what I do. As for the shaolin temple near me, its 70 miles away from here in a forest.

hey man, I believed you from the start :)

ok that makes a bit of sense... non-traditional ninjitsu.. As I said Ninjitsu (which I reffer to, and always will, as traditional) has been banned for a long time.. If you are speaking of the hybred systems we have today, they yes, it is completly possible for you to study it. But I would ask for you to reffer to it in the future as non-traditional, that is what it is, they teach only a fraction of what the traditional schools taught. Also I don't recognize those schools as true ninjitsu because of their lack of teachings and incorporation of other schools, as well as some self taught schools, into their structure. Other then that I would say good luck with your trip to china. Its nice to get a little foot hold, as vague as it still might be.

And personally tho I would rather study the teachings of Miyamoto Musashi.

[Edited by Arreco at 4:16 PM on 4/28/2005]

No it is the traditional form. No it has not been banned. No ninjutsu is not for actively killing. Yes Miyamoto Musashi was a beast. As for the foothold, no its not vague. My master for ninjutsu taught the full form as it is not banned. Yes, there still is an anti-sword law established in Japan, not that it matters because of the creation of guns. But still, if you have proof that the form of ninjutsu i learned was a new hybrid form with only a fraction of the traditional form, then by all means show me and I will believe.

i'm pretty sure Ninjutsu is not banned i even saw a tv-special recently about the 10 best martial arts styles (used to this day) and Ninjutsu was in it. i think Karate was number 1 though...

After a little further investigation.. I was a bit off.. The study of Ninjitsu was BANNED in japan around the 1600 century not the late 1800's as I had previously thought.. look it up!.. anyways it was studied secretly since it was banned.. that I knew, and never denied... but what I was talking about was the open practice. Like i said tho many of its practices were incorporated into a lot of other arts, some of which their masters would form their own style and put the two together to create their own "ninjitsu".

So I am really just curious, what school of ninjitsu did you study under?

I am really not trying to harp on you man, I just want to get facts. I mean it would be really awsome if you did, I am not denying that. I just think its a pretty heavy thing to hear someone say that they know real ninjitsu, and its pretty hard to just swallow.

[Edited by Arreco at 7:12 PM on 4/28/2005]

[B]Arreco wrote:[/b]

After a little further investigation.. I was a bit off.. The study of Ninjitsu was BANNED in japan around the 1600 century not the late 1800's as I had previously thought.. look it up!.. anyways it was studied secretly since it was banned.. that I knew, and never denied... but what I was talking about was the open practice. Like i said tho many of its practices were incorporated into a lot of other arts, some of which their masters would form their own style and put the two together to create their own "ninjitsu".

So I am really just curious, what school of ninjitsu did you study under?

I am really not trying to harp on you man, I just want to get facts. I mean it would be really awsome if you did, I am not denying that. I just think its a pretty heavy thing to hear someone say that they know real ninjitsu, and its pretty hard to just swallow.

[Edited by Arreco at 7:12 PM on 4/28/2005]

its all good man. I saw that bit of information about the ban but it did come back. As for school, I only study under teachers who train with the grandmaster every 3 months. Yeah, im sure it is hard to swallow if you havent trained. The thing about ninjutsu is that it does not incorporate other styles of fighting. They do however engourage that you train in other forms, that way, you can counter against someone with a proper form.

ok, sorry Naota but you kinda dodged my question there. Do you know who the grandmasters are that your sensi studies under? and the name of the schools they teach?

I was thinking a bit about your document also. It seems to me that the age of that document would be somewhere around 500 years? it has survived the Meiji era, where they tried to destroy every document that had anything to do with martial arts, and has come into your hands? This documents value, since it is hand writen by a master i assume, would be right around the same as a hand writen copy of the Gorin no sho, basically priceless. Also isn't it in really old Japanese, or chinese, and a bit hard to understand? The biggest concern I have tho is that with all of todays technology you are openly stating that you have a priceless document in your possesion.. what would honestly stop a very dishonest person from using this technology to find where you live and take this document from you?

just curious.. had some more thoughts.

[Edited by Arreco at 12:36 AM on 4/29/2005]

Shhhhhh! Be quiet, don't give me any ideas!

Just to let you know, I'm kind of like master chief, but instead I'm a master thief... ha! made a funny and a rhyme! Sorry.
OK I'm gonna go and rot my brains with mindless electronic entertainment.

Your descriptions are quite vague, but I understand that you can't be more specific with the internet (it is a dangerous place, after all). Your stories are a bit too cliche and fantastical to be believable, but maybe that's just me. Carry on.

[Edited by Jzorio at 12:12 PM on 4/29/2005]

As opposed to dodging your question, I kinda missed it. There is only one grand master for ninjutsu and that is the only one i focus on at the moment. His name is Masaki Hatsumi. As for the name of my teachers school, its Paul Fischer's Ninjutsu Dojo. If I find that he has a new website, ill post it. now as for the document, yes it is hard for me to read the document as it is very old. In the meiji era, they did in fact try to destroy all of the scrolls and such but alot of them were saved. The catch is that I am not allowed to keep the document as I stated before. I am going to be returning it soon to the grand master. Yes, because of technology now, it is possible to trace me but I do not keep the scroll at my home because of that. I keep the scroll in the bank when im not using it.

so you don't recognize the black dragon fighting society?

Do you study any of Masaaki's other jutsu?

[Edited by Arreco at 10:17 AM on 4/29/2005]

No I do not. honestly, i thought he only taought ninjutsu. I am aware, however that he is a genious in many other styles, and that he was chosen over the previous masters son. Masaaki isnt even born into the grandmaster family tree

So basically I am at an impass.. I can neither prove nor disprove your claims. You show a knowledge that you have studied the ninja, albeit a heavily one sided point of view on it. But the inconsitancys within your statments still leave doubt in my mind. I know the jutsu is still taught, but no where have I read that japan ever allowed it to be taught in the open. (If you have a link i could see that would be awsome.) But I belive that is probably why it found its way's into such schools and the balck dragon and the bujinkan. Schools that teach other jutsu's could allow it into their ciriculum but never speak of it openly. Also you know of Masaaki Hatsumi and say the your sensi is a pupil of his. However you didn't know that he taught other forms of jutsu. In fact Masaaki teaches 9 diffrent jutsu. The school is called the bujinkan. The students of the school don't specialize but learn all the jutsu's, but the school ins't just about the jutsu, Masaaki also tries to pass on a way of living and thinking. Like a lot of jutsu's do. Now again I don't know if you do or not, it is not my place to say, i had a very fun time debating this with you. But I must say, going into this debate i hardly knew a thing about nippo-jutsu. Everything I learned I was able to pull off the net rather easily. So I have to ask this, why didn't someone who has studied nippo-jutsu for eight years knock me out in the first round?

people i want to fight humm

1. 1/2 the people on l2o :'(

2. the person that put the un openable bag on the twinkie :'(
(they allways come out squished)

3. the founder of Marida bread (i mean come on as if peanut butter wasnt
stickie enuff by its self) :'(

4. the person that invented the thumb tak (i steped on one to day and it
hurt prob. gunna get infected and my foot fall off) :'(

5. any one that got Cg armor from the L2 B-Day event

Thank you all for being on my list of people id like to fight ^.^ have
a nice day ^.^

[Edited by nonnahs at 5:46 PM on 4/29/2005]