I don't have a large pool of "clean and safe" consensual sex partners to choose from here in Arkham. Hell it's all I can do to get internet access. :SAD:

warcry elite huh cool beans nose ^.^

My love life is terrible, so don't feel bad if you get rejected.

Highschool
The very first girl I dated dumped me in literally 6 days. I give myself credit though, that's longer than some marriages.. GAZING!
The second girl I dated had some sort of mental problem in which I didn't know about until years after she dumped me.
The third girl I dated cheated on me after about 4 months, damn bitch.

College
The first girl I dated in college was this russian chick with a very sexy accent. Her parents hated my guts though. Eventually we mutually decided to stay friends.
I just got a girls # the other night at work, hopefully things go out right and accepts me for the geek I am. :TONGUE:

I figured, if you be yourself and she actually likes you for it, you got yourself a good chance in getting some :SMILE: :WINK: :TONGUE: :EEK:

WooT leecho go for it ^.^ Weeeeeeee

oh and guys not alll of us girls are that bad sry if they treated u like crap :(

Love youll bite you sometimes. Yeah best thing is be yourself because later, there will be hell to pay when they see what you really are like.

i try like crazy to be my self but i end up being a dork and they lie to me so i end up breaking up and that sucks and im not in for 1 nighters i think thats just grose if i just want a quick fling i dont need the mess ^.~ heehee what was this topic about ? ok now im lost

[B]ELFDUDE wrote:[/b]

same here i allways think hes bin ladin.anyway im in 6th grade LOL(it explaines a lot)and im planing to go to a collage maby ill go to the collage where my girl friend will go(in highschool) well i do have a girl friend.but any way i want to go to collage.

You won't even be with that girl when you enter high school, much less college (trust me). Besides, don't base your college choice on someone else. There'll be plenty of women when you get there.

yup. hmmm my grades are good enough, maybe i should take the entrance exams to tokyo u. than again, i will probebly go insane if i get in.

I remember the first time I got straight A's in college was last year... during summer courses... I took 1 class... it was film... and got an A... do the math.

you were filming porn again leecho werent you. Ive decided when I get back from china, i think i might take the entrance exams at Tokyo U and try my luck.

Yeah you got me, except this time I was only filming softcore porn. If you want to check it out, it's called

Hot n Horney Catholic Priests

You crazy americans. You call it college, yet you attend a university. Us brits have a far simpler method - we name the degree of education after where you study it :P

We go to school at school
College at college
and University at University :P

Anyway, yeah, i got into a really crappy university near where i live last year doing computer sciences, i absolutely hated it there, only good part was the abundance of pubs nearby.

I'm heading back to university later this year (September i believe). I'm going far, far away from home. Gonna do a Computing course - much easier than the computer sciences one, still come out with a Bachelor of Science degree

Bin Laden this!

That's 100% real asian studness there.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAA LOL LMAO HOLY CRAP.
by the way how much do you work out?

In reality, about once a week if that. I'm more of a running man.
It's all in the diet. Eat lots of MSG filled chinese food and drink lots of soda with caffiene. That's the secret to a sexy bod.

MSG = Mega Sex God

I'm thinking of taking a break from college and live a life as a forest hermit.

you do know what a forest hermit is right? If so, good luck because once a kid finds the hut, say goodbye. They like to torch things in forests.

you speak out of experience hmmm? :GRIN:

See, I'm going to be a badass hermit with a heart of gold. Someone burns down my shack, I'll kill that motha f*cka.

[B]leecho7 wrote:[/b]

See, I'm going to be a badass hermit with a heart of gold. Someone burns down my shack, I'll kill that motha f*cka.

Hermits and gold don't mix son... you're fired!

greever's right. Hermits live alone with no contact to the world. Not only that, but the hermit life is no friendliness or money. Hermits find what they need in the land around them, that includes food and pooping in a hole. And yea i speak out of experience. Me and my friends used to hike in the woods alot and we ended up torching whatever looked like it will burn well. Luckily my friend was a pyro, and once something looked like it was about to go out of control, he stopped it.

Damnit Mulletman Greeverman... I get fired from everything!
You can't fire me! I quit!

Can I have that donut?

[B]leecho7 wrote:[/b]

I'll be graduating from College and getting my BA in secondary education in about a year and a half or two.

I go to Towson University in Maryland. Voted one of the top schools with the most hot chicks or something in Playboy magazine... Of course this is what I heard... not like I did research on it when I was looking for schools... :WINK:

I decided to go because they had a good 'education program'...

Towson huh...I go to Villa Julie =P and I live in Towson :ROFL:

[B]leecho7 wrote:[/b]

Damnit Mulletman Greeverman... I get fired from everything!
You can't fire me! I quit!

Can I have that donut?

Sure, show me your badge though... :WINK:

"steals last donut."

I love how quickly all the threads in the Off-Topic forum go off-topic. ^^ I don't care though, makes everything more interesting.

Can I have that stapler?

You can have the stapler, if by have you mean...STAPLES IN J00 F4C3!!!one!!1!

Staple in my face? That sounds delicious.

You can have the stapler, if by have you mean...STAPLES IN J00 F4C3!!!one!!1!

LOL reminds me of UHF!!!

I refuse to read the posts prior to the top of this page so i must say:

CATCH MY STAPLES WITH YOUR FACE

Lol.