im so board sum one talk to meeee plzzzzz i replted to every post here

PIZZAA!!!!!!!!!!

PIZZA OMG YUMMMMMY U GOT PIZZA 4 ME

pizza steal

omg u steal pizza

Steel pizza! Yum!

One time this one lady kicked me in the face, and it hurt.

I bet she kicked u cuz u stole the pizza!!! Baaaaad Leecho ::Squirt Squirt:: Down boy down!!!

back off my pizzzzzza grrr :stunnz u all: mmmmm yum pizza

[B]LordOren wrote:[/b]

I bet she kicked u cuz u stole the pizza!!! Baaaaad Leecho ::Squirt Squirt:: Down boy down!!!

you really shouldnt say squirt squirt

Im saying that as like the squirt bottle thing u know...like when ur teaching a dog stuff and if they do it wrong u squirt em wit ha squirt bottle...yeah...so...yeah...ROCK ON guys m/ [>.<] m/

heeheehee i still dont get it lol :scratches my head: humm can u explain in more detail oh and use the pizza to then i will understand ^.^

lol you know when u are Training a dog if they dont obey what you tell them to do sometimes people have squirt bottles and spray them aka pizza is that better?

heeheehee mmmm pizzza i get it now ^.^

lol ok good but guess what im eatting apple jakcs.....where are the apples!!!!!!! lol....lol wow i spelled apples wrong

[Edited by LordOren at 11:24 AM on 5/1/2005]

lol no apples in apple jacks :'( the world is comeing to an end i thought there was apples in it they lied to me :'(

They should be slain for their lies.

frosted flakes are better no........... there GRRREEEEAAAATTT

but they get soggy in milk oh well i dont like milk any ways i mean come it comes out of a cows BOOB eeek

Ive always wondered if you cut a cows utter of does it just pour out milk or die lol...always wondered that

[B]LordOren wrote:[/b]

Ive always wondered if you cut a cows utter of does it just pour out milk or die lol...always wondered that

Ive always wondered who was the first person to see a cow and think "I'm going to go squeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out"

I think it would pour milk and blood all over the place, and than possibly die. What I always have wondered is, if you cut your nipple off, will it regrow?

Hahaha Remster... your right who was being stipud that day they found out cows made milk if u pull their utter lol thats a good one right there i feel like looking up "who invinted milk" in google lol

lol chi. Supposedly the tounge regrows if you dont cut it completely off. The human body has the ability to regenerate almost anything minus the wang. I guess the nipple would come back, but then again, you would be squirting blood all over. I mean, look at Ichi the Killer. The 2 brothers cut off the chicks nipple but then the cop killed her, so I guess we dont know.

Ive always wondered who was the first person to see a cow and think "I'm going to go squeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out"

prolly the same person that said "I wounder what grapes taste like when you have squished them and let them sit in a barrel for a few months."

Lol. An idiot I guess.

it was a puppy that wore a top hat and had 3 tap shoes not 4,he had a cane too and he would beat small babies the size of tamberines.the puppys name was Poopsie.He would break dance on a fat mans belly.Then the puppy tapped his way into the sunset.

got that off my chest

I want to know what the dude was thinking who created beer.
I mean it's not everyday one goes,
'Hey Ezekiel! How bout we tries them wheat and barely and turn it into liquid!'

'Naaw paw! That doesn't sound too good!'

'Ezekiel! How bouts we take that wheat and barely liquid and let it sit in a barrel for months?'

'But paaw, why?'

'Don't know! I have a hunch it will become a liquid people will drink from generations to come! It will cause them to grow bellies and cause a disease known as addiction.'

'But paaw, why do you want to do that?'

'To make money dumbass!'

'Oh ok paaaw, sounds goood!'

Frome 'A History of Beer'.

The oldest proven records of brewing are about 6,000 years old and refer to the Sumerians. Sumeria lay between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers including Southern Mesopotamia and the ancient cities of Babylon and Ur. It is said that the Sumerians discovered the fermentation process by chance. No one knows today exactly how this occurred, but it could be that a piece of bread or grain became wet and a short time later, it began to ferment and a inebriating pulp resulted. A seal around 4,000 years old is a Sumerian "Hymn to Ninkasi", the goddess of brewing. This "hymn" is also a recipe for making beer. A description of the making of beer on this ancient engraving in the Sumerian language is the earliest account of what is easily recognized as barley, followed by a pictograph of bread being baked, crumbled into water to form a mash, and then made into a drink that is recorded as having made people feel "exhilarated, wonderful and blissful." It could be that baked bread was a convenient method of storing and transporting a resource for making beer. The Sumerians were able to repeat this process and are assumed to be he first civilized culture to brew beer. They had discovered a "divine drink" which certainly was a gift from the gods.

Oh ok, that makes a lot more sense... so that's where babies come from...

you ppl need better things to do lol