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Leafar
Master Looter
Posts: 1844
Joined: 12 Aug 2004

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....

If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number

(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

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NaotaFLCL
Epic’d Out
Posts: 5548
Joined: 28 May 2004

holy crap, it does work. though i still had a 4 digit number. but still, WOW

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Skullbreaker
Moderator
Posts: 7212
Joined: 18 Apr 2004

How the hell does that work?

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If I haven't pwned you yet, it's only a matter of time.

Chi
WarCry Choice
Posts: 7000
Joined: 31 Aug 2003

It did. It must be some crazy heretic spell.
All those damn mathematicians are devil worshipping nuts.

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NaotaFLCL
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Joined: 28 May 2004

just comes to show you sorcery is real. after all, its just transmissions, those who perfect it own. Im gonna find me some books, and practice the evil arts.

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Leafar
Master Looter
Posts: 1844
Joined: 12 Aug 2004

this "might" be helpful : http://www.totse.com/en/fringe/dreams_auras_astral_projection/psionictrainin191367.html

Psionic training guide :D it teaches you how to manipulate objects and do ilusion trix and make a chi ball :P

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enteri
Master Looter
Posts: 2780
Joined: 25 Sep 2004

well, most everybody picked 9 times probably. or at least thats what i said >.>

leecho7
Master Looter
Posts: 2080
Joined: 10 Jul 2004

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
How do you know my language!?!

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Chi
WarCry Choice
Posts: 7000
Joined: 31 Aug 2003

Nine? What days would be double plays? :P

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mrcheese
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Posts: 4217
Joined: 6 Dec 2004

It's simple maths. Doesn't ALWAYS work (but ignore that crap about it only working in 2006, it worked fine in 2004-2005 for me).

I did this last year a couple of days before my 19th birthday and it told me i was 19, when i was in fact still 18.

Worked fine this time though. Exactly 1 month till i'm 20 >_<

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Leafar
Master Looter
Posts: 1844
Joined: 12 Aug 2004

i copy-->pasted it from another site :D

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Talos the Wolf
Looking For Group
Posts: 185
Joined: 20 Jun 2006

i chose 7 so ha im not a perv :TONGUE:

just joking

but seriuosly

hahaha not rlly

last night I lay in my bed looking at the stars in the sky and thinking to myself "Where the hell is the ceiling?"
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"There's nothing mysterious about evil. It's here all around us, I see it every day. And I somehow doubt the real devil, whatever form he might take, would wish to draw any unwelcome attention to his way of doing business."

walker
WarCry Choice
Posts: 4703
Joined: 16 Jun 2004

wtf? A Bumped old post that's not bumped by Niceven?!?! Has hell finally frozen over?

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In The Name Of God
Impure Souls Of The Living Dead Shall Be Banishd
Into Eternal Damnation. Amen. †

Chi
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Posts: 7000
Joined: 31 Aug 2003

*Opens a window*

..Yes, yes it has.

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Eilianna
Power Leveler
Posts: 4161
Joined: 14 Nov 2004

Niceven' post as Necromancer had been taken by.....Satan =)

[Edited by Eilianna at 1:43 PM on 6/22/2006]

Leafar
Master Looter
Posts: 1844
Joined: 12 Aug 2004

OMG??

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NaotaFLCL
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Joined: 28 May 2004

rofl, its reopened 2 months later on the same day it died... its the sign of the apocolypse! Oh why dont I believe in god!?

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Leafar
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apocalypse actually means unveiling :TONGUE:

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NaotaFLCL
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eh, fine, the unveiling of the destruction of the world. that better?

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walker
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Joined: 16 Jun 2004

[B]Leafar wrote:[/b]

apocalypse actually means unveiling :TONGUE:

Well it got a couple of diffrents meanings, Great or total devestation and well revelation.

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In The Name Of God
Impure Souls Of The Living Dead Shall Be Banishd
Into Eternal Damnation. Amen. †

 
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