Apprentice Posts: 6 Joined: 15 Oct 2007 | we all know what good times are - you know, having a brew sitting next to uncle ralphs new pet rat (don't ask) wondering where the heck can one find good cheese these days.
fast forward to a time later, when good cheese is found, and enjoyed thoroughly then you wonder - hey, how much bachteria and life did i just eat in that thing??? steak is steak and steak is cow, but cheese is cow (well this was cat milk cheese actually) but what about mr one-celled critter mcgee inside that cheese??
so now i just dont get vegans. yeah, cows, pigs, gators are alive, and yeah maybe it is too bad we eat them but if we just think about how much a carrot might actually think about its own existance albeit slower in thoughts, the vegan is just as guilty for eating life!
now i'm wondering, as my left elbow is pretty tasty i gotta say, do i have right to eat it?? the right to deprive myself of a forearm or would i be infringing on my own rights???
i think the cows and gators got it right in this one both... eat whatever is slow and dumb enough to be caught by you and be honored to be consumed by the universe by something with honor and teeth, and maybe become part of a later prank where you end up scaring the crap outta some kid by strollin through his kitchen one day looking for some cheese
man, i feel so guilty eating now.. is this the end of good times?? |
Adventurer Posts: 480 Joined: 1 Oct 2007 | You've clearly thought a lot about this. Just not hard. 
"The main perpetrator of this monkey lie [evolution] is Charles Darwin. He claims to have developed this 'theory' after studying 'finches' on the Galapagos 'Islands,' but I can guess why he really came up with it. He was on the Galapagos Islands for Spring Break, got smashed, woke up in bed next to a monkey, and then had to come up with a theory that make it all okay." |
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Moderator Posts: 5544 Joined: 30 Jun 2004 | Weren't you the one that was pissed about American bees or something? |
Apprentice Posts: 6 Joined: 15 Oct 2007 | guitar:
Weren't you the one that was pissed about American bees or something?
can't eat the bees either man, tho maybe they'll try and kill me so its even ground or possibly odd ground i dunno! |
Master Looter Posts: 1949 Joined: 23 Apr 2004 | As far as Doctor Who is intimating this season - the bees are disappearing!!!! |
we all know what good times are - you know, having a brew sitting next to uncle ralphs new pet rat (don't ask) wondering where the heck can one find good cheese these days.
fast forward to a time later, when good cheese is found, and enjoyed thoroughly then you wonder - hey, how much bachteria and life did i just eat in that thing??? steak is steak and steak is cow, but cheese is cow (well this was cat milk cheese actually) but what about mr one-celled critter mcgee inside that cheese??
so now i just dont get vegans. yeah, cows, pigs, gators are alive, and yeah maybe it is too bad we eat them but if we just think about how much a carrot might actually think about its own existance albeit slower in thoughts, the vegan is just as guilty for eating life!
now i'm wondering, as my left elbow is pretty tasty i gotta say, do i have right to eat it?? the right to deprive myself of a forearm or would i be infringing on my own rights???
i think the cows and gators got it right in this one both... eat whatever is slow and dumb enough to be caught by you and be honored to be consumed by the universe by something with honor and teeth, and maybe become part of a later prank where you end up scaring the crap outta some kid by strollin through his kitchen one day looking for some cheese
man, i feel so guilty eating now.. is this the end of good times??