Tabula Rasa: Base Announcement Contest Winners

The winners of the Base Announcement Contest were announced today. Winners were selected from the US, France, Germany and the UK. Here's a sample of of the US winner:

English US: Phil Manning - Mansfield, TX

"Attention all personnel, in light of the continuing wormhole irregularities, the Theoretical Physics Division wishes to remind you that physical contact with any past or future version of you may cause a rift in space-time and destroy the universe. Please keep your hands away from yourself. That is all."

LOL...anyone with a translation of the French and German announcements, please post them to the forums.

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