Fallen Earth: Holiday Jingle Winners Announced

The finalists and winners of Fallen Earth's Holiday Jingle Contest were announced last week, and we have the full roster with their post-apocalyptic submissions right here:

Overwhelmed with the spirit of the holidays (and maybe a little too much eggnog), we are happy to announce the winners of our Holiday Jingle Contest. Tasked with rewriting some common holiday carols (Jingle Bells, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Twelve Days of Christmas, Deck the Halls, and O Christmas Tree) post-Apocalyptic style, our forum members sent some awesomely good responses.

Our grand prize winner, Earthmonger, rewrote Deck the Halls as a CHOTA Yuletide Carol. Second place winner, littleglowworm, gave The Twelve Days of Christmas a festive wastelands twist, while third place winner, CanyonTrader, somehow managed to draw a parallel between the Christmas Tree and GlobalTech. Wow...

And suse submitted a rendition of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. Although it wasn't on our list of approved jingles, it was so impressive we thought it deserved an honorable mention.

Happy holidays to all and to all a good night.

Grand Prize: Deck the Table

-CHOTA Yuletide Carol

Praise the daze of Armageddon,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Prance around with crazed abandon,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Toss a Techie on the pyre,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Merry as we stoke the fire,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Honored guests we now are toasting,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Smell Enforcer tidbits roasting,
Fa la la la la, la la la Mmm.
Growing tender by the hour,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Soon the feast to be devoured,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Raise a crock of bathtub whiskey,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
All the tribe is feeling frisky,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Join us now in our grand carol,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Else you'll kiss our shotgun barrel,
Fa la la la la, la la la BOOM.

-Earthmonger

Second Place: The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the ------ day of Christmas, Fallen Earth gave to me:

Twelve Tattered Travelers
Eleven Desert Sunsets
Ten Mutants Melting
Nine CHOTA Sweating
Eight Cars a Rusting
Seven Crafters Crafting
Six Heaps of Rubbish
FIVE PRAIRIE CHICKENS!!!!
Four Ruined Mines
Three Zip Guns
Two Tumbleweeds
And a clone collar from the home pod

-littleglowworm

Third Place: O GlobalTech

O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
Shine upon us once again.
O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
Shine upon us once again.
There were things, before the fall;
We really want, a shopping mall!
O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
Shine upon us once again.

O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
Our enemies are many.
O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
Our enemies are many.
Those Vistas, they don't really care;
Those Chotas, wear no underwear!
O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
Our enemies are many.

O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
You let the lights shine brightly.
O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
You let the lights shine brightly.
Our collars, shall we always wear,
Because of thee, we are prepared!
O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
You let the lights shine brightly.

O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
You saved us from the Fall.
O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
You saved us from the Fall.
Shiva came, but you were here;
Protecting all, our lives are dear!
O GlobalTech! O GlobalTech!
You saved us from the Fall.

-CanyonTrader

Congratulations to the winners!

Source: Fallen Earth Official Website

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