I broke a washing line on the way down, was quite determined to avoid said father.
also, ankle was only lasting damage, i jarred my leg/kneecap
i do that without getting injured, and i only do it for fun. hell, i used to jump from the second story of my high school to the first floor because it was faster. got in trouble my last day of senior year because i almost landed on the principle
clearly he's super-human.
I used to do stuff like that all the time, except I was envisioning it a lot like my house, where you would have landed on a concrete slab. I have a knee problem now, though.