"My moustache keeps getting hair in my mouth."
Can't .. Move .. Faster .. Gotta .. Get .. Away!
"Urgh, what a way to discover my allergy to shellfish."
Its like people never seen a rubber duck with headphones and a beanie before. sheesh!
"Wait! Was that someone moving over there? Is this water out to get me? Oh my god, I'm so lost!"
Huzzah! I'm a robot zombie! Take that genre wars!
Hmmm, my hat feels niiiiiiice.
I have something in my eye.
'You can be whatever you want', they said .. Sure it's true, but I can't choose it, now can I? I'm destined to be a "Cubs" sign for the rest of my life. And that's pretty long I tell you .. [endless complaining]
They said the surgery would fix my face. They where wrong.
RUN U, B AND S!!! THERE'S A GIANT C COME TO DEVOUR YOUR LOST SOULS!!! RUNNNNNNNNN!
"Sir Smilesalot reporting for duty...sir!"
I still believe aviator glasses are fashionable!
"Cubs - Because bears are scary"
And you hit the nail on the head with mine.
I'm too cool to look directly at the camera.
Cubs - when you feel alone, you know I'll be there for you
I wish I hadn't dropped out of AA.
Hmmm .. I see someone that has not dropped out of AA
"sheeesh! Perhaps I should have laid off his wife"
Oh, and welcome Maddawg!
At least, I think it's a zombie...
"That post smells disgusting"
"Wait, the earth is up there? Oh bummer"
falling headfirst Hurts man...
One day I too shall become a sneakypenguin.
"Wait, does he see me? Damn, I knew I shouldn't have chosen the goggles who were emitting green light ..."
holy shit man... i can like leave the screen... WOAH
I see you ... And bid five dollars