Apparently appreciates christmas

Would be a Scrooge, if he had the money.

doesn't know that wolfkin's alter-ego is Scrooge McDuck.

Still the lesser of two penguins

Isn't aware that he's really the fake.

is a statistic *its true, his badge says so*

Is definitely epic'd out, and can sure kick your ass with a flip of his pinky. Ninja style.

isnt supposed to know i can use my pinky as a weapon

Has the Neo badge, and I'm jealous

Is only 3470 posts away from the Neo badge. You're almost there!

Must have a very bad definition of almost

EDIT:

OMG!!!CONDOM SIG!!!

Needs a good jolt of optimism so he can get that Neo badge. You can do it!

likes ringing bells

Has some spare ammo.

is a new face

Has been here for a very long time.

likes radiation

is irradiating.

doesnt know the half of it

Should know that knowing is half the battle.

Should start sharing his knowledge with others.

Isn't aware that knowledge is power.

Isn't aware that power corrupts
(go to school and get evil!)

berethond:
Isn't aware that power corrupts
(go to school and get evil!)

isnt aware that the human race is evil by nature and knowledge enhances said evil

Isn't aware I'm good at nature.

Is very aware he's lying himself out of his pants.
(I'm just kidding, I'm sure you're a great person)

Isn't aware I wan them in my pants!

over using: Isn't aware :D

pointed out an annoying repetition

made me laugh

should get Left 4 Dead and play with me

Wants people to play with him

Wolfkin14:
Wants people to play with him

Doesnt know the joy of playing with moon (take that however you will) *I have L4D but it wont let me play online, i sent an e-mail to steam 5 days ago, still waiting on a reply, sent another one a couple hours ago