Needs to add [ BR ] MoonPenguin to his steam friends. Just delete the spaces between the brackets....stupid BBCODE

Thinks BBCode is stupid.

has a picture of Summer Glau with a cup over her mouth in his sig

forgot that its actually a condom.

Is on fire.

Is chatty

Is stocked up on zombie repellent.

is prolific

Has apparently enslaved Neo and put him in some sort of virtual prison.

Seems to think that's somehow less-bad than locking up Trinity.

Apparently wants to lock of up Trinity. Purposes unknown...

wants duke nukem forever and ever and ever and ever

is cruel to point out that duke nukem has abandoned us

Reads a lot of books and drinks a lot of beer.

doesnt know how much moon drinks

Obviously knows how much moon drinks.

was absolutely right about me drinking a lot of beer.

needs to stop hogging the beer

Should probably get his own beer.

Needs to give me money so i can get my own beer. *I has no job currently, had to quit other one due to medical reasons and they dont have any opening currently to take me back. So, like any crazy person, I applied for a computer job at the city Planning/Zoning office.*

Needs to get a job.

Seriously, that sucks. I'm sorry.

is good at feigning sympathy.

Doesn't know I've had lots of practice.

smells phoney

is afraid of the heart of darkness

doesnt know that death hates me (too many near deaths and one actual death that i came back from)

is a zombie =o

Is pretty worried now that the zombie is the only one with the extra 'zombie repellant.'

needs to find some zombie repellant
"dont worry, im not a brain kinda zombie, im more of a blood zombie, so i may just suck you dry, but only from your upper neck, never the lower neck."

Needs to realize that he can't ever be a vampire. Only a zombie.

doesn't know the truth about my vampiric tendancies

Is a cat like vampiric zombie creature hunting other zombies with access to a stargate

is a person??

seems confused

Edit: posted while I was typing!