likes classical music

Enjoys rap.

Enjoys a wide variety of musical genres.

Joined the day after I did.

Is too easy

Is lashing out because I rejected his romantic advances.

Rejects nothing.

Is in denial.
I'm sorry I hurt you LivemeLifefree, but I guess I just prefer people that look less like a mix between a duck and a beaver.

doesn't get what livemelifefree sees in platypi.

Eats crabs daily.

knows that I like crab. what else does he know?

Doesn't know what LivemeLifefree knows.

Ditched his MM. Hoozah.

Doesn't realize MM finally ended today, insteadn of April 1st.

Is as confused as I was about the MM going past the end of M.

Touches people.

is a member of platypi unlimited.

Is a hater of platypi.

Angers my gods. MAIL, KILL, BURN!

Has three gods named Mail, Kill and Burn apparently.
Of the three, I guess I'd rather run into Mail, he doesn't sound so bad.

Doesn't know the true power of the grammatically correct postman god.

Lies.

For I have spoken with one who speaks on behalf of the great Mail.
From him I have learned the truth.
A true follower of Mail would never be allowed to have no nose.
And yet, a truer follower of Mail could not ever be found than the one known as Dommyboy.
Thus, Dommyboy has a nose.

Danzorz is simply projecting his insecurities on those around him and harming pure, honest and hardworking people like dear old Dommyboy with his rotten verbal falsehoods.

Also, he has seven toes.
On each foot.

shall from this day be known as spuds magoo

Has created a fitting name for this cultist blob.

believes Danzorz to be a cultist, also likes violins and roses. Also a side note, I am actually indifferent to the oddity that is the platypus. Actually, I think they look sort of neat.

Should know there is no such thing as Jedi Dragon's or Dragon Jedi. ^^

Would not be able to fly if he ever found himself in Neverland.
C'mon Niceven, you gotta believe.

rides pink dragon things

is Moon Penguin's top agent. Just in case anyone is curious why there is a lightsaber floating randomly in my av, it is a show of respect to two members of "the E word" who's child was stillborn.

Reads the Never Ending Story

Is a pirate.
Or so I've decided after only recently realising that it was "LivemeLifefree" rather than "letmelivefree" (don't ask me how I made that mistake, I'm not entirely sure myself)

"Live me life free" sounds like something a pirate would say.

Doesn't get my name, like many others.
I said it before, Moon might know.