| There are many ways to know that you have played too many video games in your day. Some reasons are more obvious than others. Ever get that pain in your hands from holding a controller too long?
Ever need to get up and go to the bathroom to see if your eyes still work? Ever refer to yourself in public as the blue bomber? The signs are numerous for this phenomena, and in this list we will go through the top ten ways to know that you have played too many video games.
This was a difficult list to make as there were numerous ways of knowing that you were knee deep in the video game world and never coming back. Are you, like us, one of these people who are never coming back to reality? Here is how you can tell.
full article : http://old-wizard.com/?p=1179
Mag's note : the first one made me LOL-ed. |
| Sorry to say this, but those are lame =/ |
| This isn't funny at all. The first picture was, but not the list itself. |
| I much prefer a bunch my friends and I came up with relating to internet use. There are also some here we've read elsewhere.
You know you've been online too long when...
You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.
You've even gotten on an aeroplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
The collection of food utensils on your desk puts restaurants to shame.
When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
You refer to the sun as the 'evil day star' and shun it constantly.
You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button handy.
You find it difficult to resist the temptation to hit people with dictionaries.
You type faster than you think.
Being called a noob is a "MAJOR" insult.
There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored but you're unwilling to leave unless you miss something.
You have people in your phone under their screen name.
You know what a 'snert' is.
Trolls are no longer imaginary creatures lurking under bridges to snap up goats.
The letters have worn off your keyboard, but you still spell everything correctly.
Your mouse has fingerprints worn into it.
There are coffee stains on your screen, and you rub at them with PC magazine.
Feel free to add to this, by the way. Don't be shy. |
| Labyrinth:
You know you've been online too long when...
When you are sick and tired of these. =| |
| Labyrinth:
The collection of food utensils on your desk puts restaurants to shame.
You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time.
You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button handy.
You find it difficult to resist the temptation to hit people with dictionaries.
You type faster than you think.
There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored but you're unwilling to leave unless you miss something.
You have people in your phone under their screen name.
Trolls are no longer imaginary creatures lurking under bridges to snap up goats.
The letters have worn off your keyboard, but you still spell everything correctly.
Your mouse has fingerprints worn into it.
There are coffee stains on your screen, and you rub at them with PC magazine.
Ticked all of those, not ashamed though. I stand proud.
On topic: I find that after playing mario or guitar hero that my eyes are so used to the scrolling screen the world looks blurry when I turn the game off (in my mind).
Oh heres one, even after you have found out a persons real name you still call them by their screen name and they do the same to you. When they/you say a persons real name it sounds wierd to you o0! |
| you know your online to much , when you still read "signs your online to much" forums. |
| You know you are online too much when you haven't even been part of the community for a year, and yet you have over 6K posts to your name. Curses me and my lack of a life. |
| You know you're online too much when you type: You know you're online too much... |
| original link is crappppp |
| when the skin around your fingers get all hard or when you have an permanent indent on your head where your headset should go. Thosemy freinds are bad signs i tell you, bad signs. |
| I just hate (because I play FPS most of my day) when I get permanently paranoid for the rest of the day... ugh. It makes me feel like I'm going crazy lol |
| U kno ur online 2 much if u rite ur skoolwrk liek this. |
| I don't type online like that. It makes you look like a moron. |
| MoonPenguin:
I don't type online like that. It makes you look like a moron.
He said skoolwrk, stoopd! |
| You know you have been online too much when you post in a thread because you are irritated at the large number of posters that you don't know whom are bogarting your forums with irritating irrelevant threads such as this. |
| Use of bogarting -> +10 points. |
| ZOMG muh topic invadedness... |
| Christ, that's like a list of things which were popular up until 1993. :/ |
| Wow, some of those hit way too close to home. I feel bad now. |
| you have been playing too much FPS when the WASD keys are blank, but the rest of the PC is ok... it happend to me twice in the last 4 years... |
| magdalene2008:
There are many ways to know that you have played too many video games in your day. Some reasons are more obvious than others. Ever get that pain in your hands from holding a controller too long?
Ever need to get up and go to the bathroom to see if your eyes still work? Ever refer to yourself in public as the blue bomber? The signs are numerous for this phenomena, and in this list we will go through the top ten ways to know that you have played too many video games.
This was a difficult list to make as there were numerous ways of knowing that you were knee deep in the video game world and never coming back. Are you, like us, one of these people who are never coming back to reality? Here is how you can tell.
full article : http://old-wizard.com/?p=1179
Mag's note : the first one made me LOL-ed.
thatwas terrible and actually quite insulting....
try leaveing a comment then viewing it on that article... |
| You know you play to much video games when your girlfriend's pants drop rate is extremely low. |
| Wolfkin14:
You know you play to much video games when your girlfriend's pants drop rate is extremely low.
ha! |
There are many ways to know that you have played too many video games in your day. Some reasons are more obvious than others. Ever get that pain in your hands from holding a controller too long?
Ever need to get up and go to the bathroom to see if your eyes still work? Ever refer to yourself in public as the blue bomber? The signs are numerous for this phenomena, and in this list we will go through the top ten ways to know that you have played too many video games.
This was a difficult list to make as there were numerous ways of knowing that you were knee deep in the video game world and never coming back. Are you, like us, one of these people who are never coming back to reality? Here is how you can tell.
full article : http://old-wizard.com/?p=1179
Mag's note : the first one made me LOL-ed.