With the current economic status being not so great, i have felt the ripple effects to the point of disparity!

As a last ditch effort to earn money for food, i am offering the following services.
1. Erotic dancer (private and public)
2. Prank monekey. I will humiliate my self for money,and for your entertainment.
3. I will sell Add space anywhere on my body, the only exception being gold farmer adds.
4. Personal body guard. Ill follow you anywhere, with a huge broadsword.( now thats protection!)

this could be a joke, atleast untill i get offers.

shizzie:
With the current economic status being not so great, i have felt the ripple effects to the point of disparity!

As a last ditch effort to earn money for food, i am offering the following services.
1. Erotic dancer (private and public)
2. Prank monekey. I will humiliate my self for money,and for your entertainment.
3. I will sell Add space anywhere on my body, the only exception being gold farmer adds.
4. Personal body guard. Ill follow you anywhere, with a huge broadsword.( now thats protection!)

this could be a joke, atleast untill i get offers.

I'll pay you 12k dollars for a hybrid of #2 and #4. Of course it will involve the broadsword, your skull, and a video recorder.

Erotic services are prohibited on public forums under law c69 section 11a, and you are hereby stripped from your adult entertainer license. Carry on.

Greever:

shizzie:
With the current economic status being not so great, i have felt the ripple effects to the point of disparity!

As a last ditch effort to earn money for food, i am offering the following services.
1. Erotic dancer (private and public)
2. Prank monekey. I will humiliate my self for money,and for your entertainment.
3. I will sell Add space anywhere on my body, the only exception being gold farmer adds.
4. Personal body guard. Ill follow you anywhere, with a huge broadsword.( now thats protection!)

this could be a joke, atleast untill i get offers.

I'll pay you 12k dollars for a hybrid of #2 and #4. Of course it will involve the broadsword, your skull, and a video recorder.

ill let you ( or me) humilliate my skull with Broad sword for $12k. I only except paypal, pay it forward.

i bid a ball of lint from my pocket and some slightly used chewing gum

shizzie:

Greever:

shizzie:
With the current economic status being not so great, i have felt the ripple effects to the point of disparity!

As a last ditch effort to earn money for food, i am offering the following services.
1. Erotic dancer (private and public)
2. Prank monekey. I will humiliate my self for money,and for your entertainment.
3. I will sell Add space anywhere on my body, the only exception being gold farmer adds.
4. Personal body guard. Ill follow you anywhere, with a huge broadsword.( now thats protection!)

this could be a joke, atleast untill i get offers.

I'll pay you 12k dollars for a hybrid of #2 and #4. Of course it will involve the broadsword, your skull, and a video recorder.

ill let you ( or me) humilliate my skull with Broad sword for $12k. I only except paypal, pay it forward.

Ok, but it will have to result in loss of life for me to pay. And you must make me beneficiary of your estate beforehand as well.

One problem, I have no life. I would be happy to kill a fish after your finished with my skull. Maybe we could even cook the fish and eat it, however,seeing as im in this for money, you would have to pay for that also.