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Master Looter Posts: 1069 Joined: 13 Oct 2008 | |
WarCry Choice Posts: 4759 Joined: 6 Dec 2004 | Wow, I remember that one going around the playground when i was about 11. Any I have these days are so inappropriate I'd probably be banned instantly for any one of them. I |
WarCry Editor Posts: 4401 Joined: 19 Jan 2006 |
Probably. :D Suzie "Kalia" Ford |
WarCry Choice Posts: 6277 Joined: 30 Jun 2004 | Following Bright_Raven's trend, let's convert this into a Bad Joke Thread. So, and American, a Frenchman, and an Indian are in an airplane. |
How I Mine 4 Fish? Posts: 55 Joined: 16 Oct 2008 | A man walks into a bar and sits down. He asks the bartender for a glass of 30 year old Scotch. The bartender looks at him and dusts off a bottle of 10 year old Scotch, pour the drink and hands it to the man. The man takes a sip and gets agitated, "I wanted 30 year old Scotch this is 10 year old Scotch!", and sends the drink back. The bartender thinks decides this guy can't be that good and reaches for a bottle of 20 year old Scotch, dusts off the bottle and pours the man a new drink. The man takes a sip of the new drink and gets a bit more irate, "I wanted 30 year old Scotch! This is 20 year old Scotch! What are you trying to do here!" Beaten the bartender goes to the cellar and gets a bottle of 30 year old Scotch, dusts off the bottle and pours the man his drink. The man takes a sip and is finally content. During the whole exchange a bystander was watching and calls to the bartender, "Hey gimme a glass." The bartender hands the bystander the glass, which he pees in and then gives to the man drinking the Scotch and asks "How old am I?"
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Master Looter Posts: 1719 Joined: 24 May 2005 | What's brown and sticky? A stick
I am teh "Wakka Wakka" It's very obvious that you fell from the retard tree and hit every branch on the way down- |
WarCry Choice Posts: 4759 Joined: 6 Dec 2004 | What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint. *edit* damn, i knew my awesome alternative punchline to wolf's joke would vanish. Good thing I didn't tell something REALLY offensive. I |
WarCry Choice Posts: 2127 Joined: 5 Jan 2007 | What did Helen Keller say after falling off a cliff? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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WarCry Choice Posts: 10106 Joined: 4 Aug 2004 | This one is really terrible and I feel almost bad for posting it: |
Master Looter Posts: 1609 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? HAHAHAHAHA! |
Master Looter Posts: 1719 Joined: 24 May 2005 | Oh lord This is so bad yet so funny
I am teh "Wakka Wakka" It's very obvious that you fell from the retard tree and hit every branch on the way down- |
Master Looter Posts: 1609 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | What did Hitler gethis daughter for Christmas? An E-Z Bake Oven. |
WarCry Choice Posts: 7350 Joined: 31 Aug 2003 |
My good sir, you may have just slain this thread. |
Master Looter Posts: 1609 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | Good or bad way? |
WarCry Choice Posts: 2127 Joined: 5 Jan 2007 |
Like burnt cake bad. |
Master Looter Posts: 1609 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 |
Jew refference there? I more so meant did I win, or fail. Edit to mod: You could've just deleted the joke, I'd prefer that then replacing words. |
WarCry Choice Posts: 2127 Joined: 5 Jan 2007 | I think we should stop pushing the limits there, before the thread gets closed. |
Master Looter Posts: 1609 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | Fine, I'll stop posting jokes. |
WarCry Choice Posts: 10106 Joined: 4 Aug 2004 | I don't think it'd hurt my feelings if you stopped posting altogether. |
Adventurer Posts: 322 Joined: 10 Jul 2006 |
I really take offense to this, my grandfather died in those concentration camps. Ya he was taking aim and fell right off the guard tower.
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Master Looter Posts: 1609 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 |
:( That hurts Moon. |
WarCry Choice Posts: 7350 Joined: 31 Aug 2003 |
ROFL, that was good. |
Master Looter Posts: 1719 Joined: 24 May 2005 | Yeah I agree that we should stay away from offensive jokes,or at least use the spoiler tags.
I am teh "Wakka Wakka" It's very obvious that you fell from the retard tree and hit every branch on the way down- |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 741 Joined: 28 Jul 2004 |
Got an lol outa me. And I've heard 'em all. |
Dungeon Crawler Posts: 741 Joined: 28 Jul 2004 |
Lol #2 (See how I am ever so slowly increasing my post count in an attempt to become Escapist worthy...) |
WarCry Choice Posts: 2127 Joined: 5 Jan 2007 |
Please do so. We'd like to keep the banhammer in its original packaging :P |
Master Looter Posts: 1609 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | Now, I've never used spoiler, so how would I do that? |
WarCry Choice Posts: 2127 Joined: 5 Jan 2007 | [ spoiler = sheep clothing ] wolf [ / spoiler ] Remove spaces and voila: |
Master Looter Posts: 1609 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | Thanks. So, under the sheep is a wolf? |
WarCry Choice Posts: 10106 Joined: 4 Aug 2004 | IT'S A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING. I GET IT! |
Master Looter Posts: 1719 Joined: 24 May 2005 | Bahhhh. I'ma sheep
I am teh "Wakka Wakka" It's very obvious that you fell from the retard tree and hit every branch on the way down- |
WarCry Choice Posts: 2127 Joined: 5 Jan 2007 |
Always knew you're the bright one. :P |
Master Looter Posts: 1069 Joined: 13 Oct 2008 |
actually i am the bright one... an infitite number of mathamatictions walk into a pub, the first one orders a beer. the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer the forthone dosent get a chance to order anything because the bartender gives them two beers and tells them to piss off... A bad joke? |
Power Leveler Posts: 4584 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | We allowed dead baby jokes? |
Master Looter Posts: 1719 Joined: 24 May 2005 | lol. Probably not, still got a lol out of me
I am teh "Wakka Wakka" It's very obvious that you fell from the retard tree and hit every branch on the way down- |
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time for a new thread for jokes! (without necroing an old post)
person 1: Did you hear about the canibal who dumped his girlfriend?
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... Think about it!
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person two looks pensively, then: EWWWWW!