I got thinking about this today, so I thought why not share? Dumbest thing you've ever done while growing up, or done in general.

I'll go first

I tried jumping between two hay barrels and feel about 7 feet.

I've put out a cigar in my arm, twice.

My friends and I all agreed that the first time we've had sex we'd say "Yay!!!I'm having sex!"
This has lead to some extremely funny stories.

I've accidentally mooned the Principal at my school

I'll post more as I think of more.

Keep it appropriate however

I thought if I wore Wal-Mart bags around me they'd catch enough wind for me to slowly float down to the ground so I wore about 12 bags and I jumped off from the top of our apartment building. Surprisingly there were 3 adults outside at the time who didn't bother telling me that wouldn't work.

Nothing wrong with lookin' a fool.

Growing up is the dumbest thing one can ever do.

If only we can remain innocent and careless forever...

I beg to differ. Voting for McCain was the dumbest thing to do, as it was an obvious loss.

jumped from one apartment roof to another, missed, landed on the emergency staircase 2 floors down, surprisingly, didnt break anything.

Tapping on a glass door only to have it shatter all over my hand/arm.

Having "materia wars" with roman candles, ended up taking my freind to the ER because he was nailed in the sensitive area numerous times ending up losing function of lefty.

Slipped with a screw driver in my moniter, hit the power supply, went flying through the wall.

Getting pissed off, Ramming head through wall, noticing after that there was a stud in the wall 3 inch's from my head

I once decided that poking the glowy parts in my toaster with a knife was a great idea. It wasn't. Loud bang, scorched hand and all fuses downstairs in our house blowing.

Sad part is I was like 17 at the time. I can't even blame it on youth, I knew better.

most of the dumbest things ive done id never admit online, not even simi annonomusly =[]
However, most recently i was helping a friend assemble Ballisters (wooden covers for blinds)
and it involved this commercial strength glue..strong enough that its industrial strength, and not sold to the public. Well, after about 45min of succesful glueing, i encounterd a part that must of had air holes or something, because the bond just wouldent take. So in my infinite wisdom I leaned in and blew on it with the force of 1000 men, and almost instantly felt some of the glue come off and hit me in the eye. By some sort of mirracle it wasent enough to effect my eye, still not sure how, in almost any other case my eye would be permanitly damaged.

Also, when i was ruffly 16, I was re-wrapping the handle of katana, upon completion i dropped the bolt which secures the handle to the base cap. Yet again usign my inffinate wisdom, I looked under the bed, which sits about 9 inch's off the ground, it was dark and i couldent see the bolt, so a lighter was my awsome choice for a source of light. Less then a second after sparking the lighter...under the bed, the entire boxspring was a ball of fire, I managed to drag it out of the house without catching anything else of fire, but i did burn a solid layer of skin off both hands, and almost to the bone on 2 fingers. DONT PLAY WITH FIRE KIDS.

at the top of my head: a few weeks ago I was with a friend and we were waiting in line for something, in front of us was this very hot lady and we started talking about her amazing body and what we would like to do with it :D in Turkish so she wouldn't understand....

damn we found out later she was Turkish too!!! She heard everything!!

(i consider 23 still growing up, hehe)

Leafar:
at the top of my head: a few weeks ago I was with a friend and we were waiting in line for something, in front of us was this very hot lady and we started talking about her amazing body and what we would like to do with it :D in Turkish so she wouldn't understand....

damn we found out later she was Turkish too!!! She heard everything!!

(i consider 23 still growing up, hehe)

lol, awkward much?

My friend yesterday tried popping the blister on my other friends foot, only to have all the puss to shoot onto his face.

I laughed so much.

Wolfkin14:

Leafar:
at the top of my head: a few weeks ago I was with a friend and we were waiting in line for something, in front of us was this very hot lady and we started talking about her amazing body and what we would like to do with it :D in Turkish so she wouldn't understand....

damn we found out later she was Turkish too!!! She heard everything!!

(i consider 23 still growing up, hehe)

lol, awkward much?

My friend yesterday tried popping the blister on my other friends foot, only to have all the puss to shoot onto his face.

I laughed so much.

Is this your friend?

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v6396776H9BykAYx

lol. Pretty much, same reaction too

In Art class I was bored so I made a bet everyguy in the room could kick me in the nuts and I wouldn't bitch about it. Teacher had to stop them from going to town on me after the 6th guy.

Damn, Hope you can have kids brah

I once got kicked in the face for 15 dollars.

I probabally should've asked for money.

LivemeLifefree:
I probabally should've asked for money.

Shoulda woulda

One time at the end of the year, my school always puts on some movie, and us guys being in charge of the lighting and sound room, we edited the video, and put a split second of gay porn in there.

We got caught, didn't really do anything since it was the last day school, principal found it hilarious.

Got the idea because we saw Fight Club the night before on some channel.

I may have told this one here before at some point. But I once managed to wake up in a cemetary. I had imbibed a small amount (read: potentially fatal amount) of alcohol and commenced my stumble home. The rest is a blur. I obviously thought camping was a great idea and the only place with grass near me was the local cemetary. Even better was the fact it was about 10 minutes from my house. I had already walked for like an hour, yet for some reason those last 10 minutes seemed like too much effort.

Waking up covered in dew and staring at a headstone startled me somewhat, and trying to climb a cemetary wall is much easier drunk than hungover.

Senior year of high school senior prank, me and about 20 others thought it would be fun to release animals throughout the school, 4 pigs labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5. Someone got a cow onto the roof of the school. Needless to say, the pigs were greased and running wild, school needed a crane to get the cow down. They never figured out who did it, then some moron decided to be noble and rat us out. Almost wasnt allowed to graduate.

NaotaFLCL:
Senior year of high school senior prank, me and about 20 others thought it would be fun to release animals throughout the school, 4 pigs labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5. Someone got a cow onto the roof of the school. Needless to say, the pigs were greased and running wild, school needed a crane to get the cow down. They never figured out who did it, then some moron decided to be noble and rat us out. Almost wasnt allowed to graduate.

That sucks. Oh well, my senior prank's not going to be anythign special anyways. I plan on making auto-run(Viruses) CD's labled after pr0ns and dropping them around my school.

LivemeLifefree:

NaotaFLCL:
Senior year of high school senior prank, me and about 20 others thought it would be fun to release animals throughout the school, 4 pigs labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5. Someone got a cow onto the roof of the school. Needless to say, the pigs were greased and running wild, school needed a crane to get the cow down. They never figured out who did it, then some moron decided to be noble and rat us out. Almost wasnt allowed to graduate.

That sucks. Oh well, my senior prank's not going to be anythign special anyways. I plan on making auto-run(Viruses) CD's labled after pr0ns and dropping them around my school.

seeing as your still "growing up" , Id like to say that idea, and your posting of it online is the dumbest thing you did growing up.

NaotaFLCL:
Senior year of high school senior prank, me and about 20 others thought it would be fun to release animals throughout the school, 4 pigs labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5. Someone got a cow onto the roof of the school. Needless to say, the pigs were greased and running wild, school needed a crane to get the cow down. They never figured out who did it, then some moron decided to be noble and rat us out. Almost wasnt allowed to graduate.

Heard that one before, releasing pigs painted with 1 2 and 4, the school staff spent weeks searching for number 3.

heh, we did that about 5 years ago. the staff would have been looking longer had that person not said anything. I think the year after, someone released 6 crocs tagged 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, and 8. teeth were corked supposedly. dunno if that one really happened. also the last day on the first year the school opened, we had swat all over the place with m4's and dogs. apparently someone brought a gun to school and was planning on using it.

shizzie:

LivemeLifefree:

NaotaFLCL:
Senior year of high school senior prank, me and about 20 others thought it would be fun to release animals throughout the school, 4 pigs labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5. Someone got a cow onto the roof of the school. Needless to say, the pigs were greased and running wild, school needed a crane to get the cow down. They never figured out who did it, then some moron decided to be noble and rat us out. Almost wasnt allowed to graduate.

That sucks. Oh well, my senior prank's not going to be anythign special anyways. I plan on making auto-run(Viruses) CD's labled after pr0ns and dropping them around my school.

seeing as your still "growing up" , Id like to say that idea, and your posting of it online is the dumbest thing you did growing up.

You've no clue how dumb my school is, or if you're saying the idea in general is dumb, well the whole idea of a senior prank is aswell.

Umm, you better steer clear from anything harmful or virus-related, otherwise, that CD prank will be the dumbest thing done. Consider getting a laptop for juvi stay ;P

Releasing a virus of any kind even in the way you stated is a serious offense under the computer misuse act of 1986. You will be prosecuted and you will go to jail if discovered.

I'm aware of that, teacher of mine pulled it off his last year at the school, which would've been my sophomore year. Hell, someone set our lockers on fire infront of a security camera ang got away with it. It's safe to say you can get away with anything at our school.

lol.

Today I almost got caught messing around with my girlfriend in her house

:/ Not good

Wolfkin14:
lol.

Today I almost got caught messing around with my girlfriend in her house

:/ Not good

be happy it wasnt the school supply closet, god that was fun. Someone released a virus on a p2p network threatening to kill people who do it. He was arrested not because of the threats, but because of image and name copyright infringement. It was called the Clannad Virus

LivemeLifefree:

shizzie:

LivemeLifefree:

NaotaFLCL:
Senior year of high school senior prank, me and about 20 others thought it would be fun to release animals throughout the school, 4 pigs labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5. Someone got a cow onto the roof of the school. Needless to say, the pigs were greased and running wild, school needed a crane to get the cow down. They never figured out who did it, then some moron decided to be noble and rat us out. Almost wasnt allowed to graduate.

That sucks. Oh well, my senior prank's not going to be anythign special anyways. I plan on making auto-run(Viruses) CD's labled after pr0ns and dropping them around my school.

seeing as your still "growing up" , Id like to say that idea, and your posting of it online is the dumbest thing you did growing up.

You've no clue how dumb my school is, or if you're saying the idea in general is dumb, well the whole idea of a senior prank is aswell.

Sigoya answerd this pretty effectivly, but ill reiderate.

Livemelifefree you seem to still have the young state of mind where nothing can effect you,but the reality is, it dosent matter how "dumb" your school is. Law's regarding Pc crimes have changed drasticly, and dropping virus disks labled as porn all over your school runs a high risk of FBI getting involved. Then again, i get the feeling you will say "whatever it will be cool", well then learn to play the card game "Tonk", I hear thats what they play in jail.

Internet is so amazing.

Enjoy your buttsecks. Remember, find a big one and let him have you, he'll guard you from the REALLY violent ones.

You all give me such laughs.
Also, a note, if in federal prision they give you internet access. My sister's ex got caugh dealing drugs to kids by the feds and now he's in federal and he gets on myspace daily.

Turns out WD40 mixed with rustic space heater DO explode. My second worst idea was saying the dude behind me smelled bad when I was in 7th grade... he strangled me.

LivemeLifefree:
You all give me such laughs.
Also, a note, if in federal prison they give you internet access. My sister's ex got caugh dealing drugs to kids by the feds and now he's in federal and he gets on myspace daily.

depends on the crime you commit. My friend was arrested for accessing a bank server without meaning to. He saw an open network and low and behold, he got it. Needless to say, even though he was released, he can never touch any electronic device besides an analog phone for the next 30 years, then everything is monitored.