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NaotaFLCL:

LivemeLifefree:
You all give me such laughs.
Also, a note, if in federal prison they give you internet access. My sister's ex got caugh dealing drugs to kids by the feds and now he's in federal and he gets on myspace daily.

depends on the crime you commit. My friend was arrested for accessing a bank server without meaning to. He saw an open network and low and behold, he got it. Needless to say, even though he was released, he can never touch any electronic device besides an analog phone for the next 30 years, then everything is monitored.

How'd he come across the bank server?

It's amazing how many "secure" networks are easily accessible by just sitting outside the building they are housed in...look up the TJMaxx credit card issue that happened about a year ago (time-frame might be a bit off).

LivemeLifefree:

NaotaFLCL:

LivemeLifefree:
You all give me such laughs.
Also, a note, if in federal prison they give you internet access. My sister's ex got caugh dealing drugs to kids by the feds and now he's in federal and he gets on myspace daily.

depends on the crime you commit. My friend was arrested for accessing a bank server without meaning to. He saw an open network and low and behold, he got it. Needless to say, even though he was released, he can never touch any electronic device besides an analog phone for the next 30 years, then everything is monitored.

How'd he come across the bank server?

I belive the point Naota was making, people who get arrested for computer crimes dont get access to computers in jail...think about how dumb it sounds to think that "if i put viruses on pcs, they will let me use pcs in jail" My god this thread makes me laugh, and cringe.

shizzie:

LivemeLifefree:

NaotaFLCL:

LivemeLifefree:
You all give me such laughs.
Also, a note, if in federal prison they give you internet access. My sister's ex got caugh dealing drugs to kids by the feds and now he's in federal and he gets on myspace daily.

depends on the crime you commit. My friend was arrested for accessing a bank server without meaning to. He saw an open network and low and behold, he got it. Needless to say, even though he was released, he can never touch any electronic device besides an analog phone for the next 30 years, then everything is monitored.

How'd he come across the bank server?

I belive the point Naota was making, people who get arrested for computer crimes dont get access to computers in jail...think about how dumb it sounds to think that "if i put viruses on pcs, they will let me use pcs in jail" My god this thread makes me laugh, and cringe.

He was driving to a repair job, decided to check his inbox for any changes, saw an open network, connected, then left his fingerprints. He didnt even know it was a bank until the FBI was at his door.

I'm waiting for the "lol guise! hai from prison!" reply.

shizzie:

LivemeLifefree:

NaotaFLCL:

LivemeLifefree:
You all give me such laughs.
Also, a note, if in federal prison they give you internet access. My sister's ex got caugh dealing drugs to kids by the feds and now he's in federal and he gets on myspace daily.

depends on the crime you commit. My friend was arrested for accessing a bank server without meaning to. He saw an open network and low and behold, he got it. Needless to say, even though he was released, he can never touch any electronic device besides an analog phone for the next 30 years, then everything is monitored.

How'd he come across the bank server?

My god this thread makes me laugh, and cringe.

Now you get it after all.

NaotaFLCL:
He was driving to a repair job, decided to check his inbox for any changes, saw an open network, connected, then left his fingerprints. He didnt even know it was a bank until the FBI was at his door.

Wow that sucks. I wonder why a bank would leave their network open.

I've done some pretty stupid stuff. But I'm still growing up.
I can't remember anything off the top of my head though. Oh, wait. I got in a fight with this really big black guy once. That didn't turn out too well.

LivemeLifefree:

shizzie:

LivemeLifefree:

NaotaFLCL:

LivemeLifefree:
You all give me such laughs.
Also, a note, if in federal prison they give you internet access. My sister's ex got caugh dealing drugs to kids by the feds and now he's in federal and he gets on myspace daily.

depends on the crime you commit. My friend was arrested for accessing a bank server without meaning to. He saw an open network and low and behold, he got it. Needless to say, even though he was released, he can never touch any electronic device besides an analog phone for the next 30 years, then everything is monitored.

How'd he come across the bank server?

My god this thread makes me laugh, and cringe.

Now you get it after all.

NaotaFLCL:
He was driving to a repair job, decided to check his inbox for any changes, saw an open network, connected, then left his fingerprints. He didnt even know it was a bank until the FBI was at his door.

Wow that sucks. I wonder why a bank would leave their network open.

because the bank manager hired some stupid IT people.

I dident wanna quadruple quote, but LivemeLife free, when i said laughing,I dident mean with you, i meant at you. Also ive always "Got it" , thats why my responses could be described as an echo.

shizzie:
I dident wanna quadruple quote, but LivemeLife free, when i said laughing,I dident mean with you, i meant at you. Also ive always "Got it" , thats why my responses could be described as an echo.

Funny because I was laughing at you too.:P
Besides with all the crap the govt has to go through I doubt anything would happen. I mean, hell, when Obama was elected president you know how many videos, blogs, and such were posted of death threats to Obama? Plus the ammount of terriost threats postedon the internet.

LivemeLifefree:

shizzie:
I dident wanna quadruple quote, but LivemeLife free, when i said laughing,I dident mean with you, i meant at you. Also ive always "Got it" , thats why my responses could be described as an echo.

Funny because I was laughing at you too.:P
Besides with all the crap the govt has to go through I doubt anything would happen. I mean, hell, when Obama was elected president you know how many videos, blogs, and such were posted of death threats to Obama? Plus the ammount of terriost threats postedon the internet.

My cousin called Obama a 'baby-killer' in a private email and she got her internet pulled. For permanence. And she lives in rural Alaska.

Like I said, the govt's more so going after Obama threats right now.

LivemeLifefree:
Like I said, the govt's more so going after Obama threats right now.

The gov't is going after everything, just some of the stuff isnt talked about openly. Cyber-crimes are still a very real threat, and they always will be no matter what day and age we be in, though we all dead in 2012 anyway.

LivemeLifefree:
Like I said, the govt's more so going after Obama threats right now.

I just put the words 'Obama' and 'killer' in the same post! Oh noes!

Wait...
Is that someone at the door?

Played highschool football.

The dumbest thing I did was never to try playing soccer or football. It sounds kind of tame, and it is...my childhood was well-insulated from stupidity.

Got suspended from school from accidentally accessing the school's network

10 days was pretty nice though.

Wolfkin14:
Got suspended from school from accidentally accessing the school's network

10 days was pretty nice though.

heh, i did that, the school gave me the option of suspension or work the rest of the year in the IT department running errands to repair machines

I accidentally crashed my school's internet filters once. They never caught me though.

My school's dumb with their monitoring system. There's an icon for it on the taskbar and if you right click and hit "log off" then it logs your computer off the monitor system.
They also had us students install it.

Oh wow. I had to go find the file and disable from the startup menu. And then the next day...

I wish our internet filters were user side, fucking websense.
Also what I found funny for my school's computer is that if you just slid and obvious part of the case the DVD drive would pop out.

NaotaFLCL:

Wolfkin14:
Got suspended from school from accidentally accessing the school's network

10 days was pretty nice though.

heh, i did that, the school gave me the option of suspension or work the rest of the year in the IT department running errands to repair machines

Haha nice, since this was the end of the year (Like the last month where you don't do anything) I gladly accepted a suspension of 10 days

LivemeLifefree:
I wish our internet filters were user side, fucking websense.
Also what I found funny for my school's computer is that if you just slid and obvious part of the case the DVD drive would pop out.

Well they switched to websense about a month later. It was fun while it lasted. Now that's fun. I remember once durin History we got a whole bunch of people to do the Winterrowd stuff. Now that was hilarious.

imagine crashing the schools entire network. God that was funny, someone from my class did it, took the IT Department 3 months to figure out someone killed the power in the school server.

I remember we over-loaded the districts server and all of the school's lost internet because of us. The next year we came back they enforced a lot of new rules.

Ha. Good times. The computers in my computers class are too old to do anything fun with, though. They can't even play Starcraft.

The computers we had in High School played a mean Museum Madness.

Spontaneous frontflip to faceplant on a half ton quad bike.
Yes, it hurt.

Telling my year 9 Religious Studies teacher that I'd be fucked if I was doing his project again because he didn't like my opinion of the Orthodox Church. Said teacher being a devout Orthodox Christian. It's amazing what you learn about people when they lose their temper.

MoonPenguin:
The computers we had in High School played a mean Museum Madness.

That's what elementry computers did for us, but I have the game if you want it.

I remember playing starcraft and unreal in highschool during my computer classes, 3 in a row every day meant fun times.

I designed the schools webpage my senior year....it usually just led to me drinking coffee and eating donuts with the SRO and Library Staff.

Urgh the smell of coffee makes me sick.

berethond:
Urgh the smell of coffee makes me sick.

Me too, my English teacher made it everyday.

Yeah, and my Jazz teacher drinks a ton of it. It's gross.

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