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"What're ya' sellin'?" | |
"Oh ya baby platypus sex the best of both worlds" | |
"Hey, baby.....Ever done it with a goblin before?" | |
"Yea, you might recognize me from my last movie...Phantasm." | |
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWR!!!!! | |
"These ears get great reception...let me tune in to the game." | |
"Is there a guy behind me from the FBI?" | |
"Hey baby!... Am I game controller or a sex toy? You decide." | |
I got a sayin' "Whatcha gonna pay me?" | |
My hair is so beautiful. Isn't it just absolutely GORGEOUS???!?!?! | |
I tore the synthetic flesh from my cheek in my displeasure that my iris has lost its pigmentation......Rrrrrr, angst. | |
You ever heard of the Loknar? Yeah, thats my little brother...I'm way cooler than him. | |
"Buy Necro-brand hair care products - leaves your hair silky and smooth." | |
"Is my hair flat? It's feeling kinda flat. I think I need some more jell" | |
Thank God that new Street Fighter came out, I've been so lonely. It was cold. So cold. | |
Are you sure this helmet will protect me? Well at least it came with a cool wig. | |
"The Phantooooooooom of the opera is hereeeee......" | |
"So then I said, hell no my fake eyelashes aren't too big." | |
"Yeah. I'd hit it." | |
"Free candy! Just step into my office." | |
Why did I let them style my hair like that? | |
"Oh dear lord! What are you doing?! Oh, that's messed up!" | |
"You wanna put it where?" | |
"Damn, how does that idiot manage to get jam on my face again?! And me with no limbs..." Love The Watchmen btw. | |
I'm a duck and I love rocking out! | |
"I am so.. No I said a vente mocha half-caff, damn Starbuck's douche!.. Emo." | |
"Like my Yoda costume?" | |
"Oh my God, you killed Kenny!!!!!!!" | |
"For the last time, they aren't tear streaks, ok?! It's a tattoo, now stop asking!" | |
"Argh! I don't even make sense! Where are my legs? Why do I exist? Somebody help me! Please." | |
"OH CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON THIS SHIT IS BANANAS" (bee a n a n a n) seriously i cant tell what the hell is going on there | |
"I'll show you headless chicken!" | |
Damn I hope she doesnt recognise me with this hat on. | |
Hey! I can hear my house from here! | |
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"Come back to Atari, simplify your gaming lifestyle... you only need one stick and one button... That's what she said... hahahaha oh I crack myself up. God I am lonely, why won't anybody play with me?"