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Go Goblin Bomb Squad! | |
hmmm, looks like it's going to rain... | |
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" | |
Oh, dear me! That new album I put on my Zune......It's making me all aroused! | |
the energy, the power! | |
"I'm a little dragon short and stout, here are my wings and this is my snout..." | |
I wish I weren't just another statistic | |
There's something right behind me, isn't there? | |
I can see clearly now the rain is gone | |
The right side of my face is shrouded in mystery. How many eyes do I actually have? You don't know.... | |
Does this armor look too gaudy? | |
Pink and black is sooooo in this year. | |
Why has ever guy I have passed over the last few hours been staring at my head? | |
chicken chicken chicken! chicken chicken chicken! chicken chicken TURKEY | |
Holy mother of God, that man just imploded! | |
"What is this twat doing challenging me?" | |
Replacing my eyes with rubies? Best decision I have ever made! | |
"No it's not an Easter Bonnet... mom said I had to wear it to hide my shame." | |
"If I said you had a good body - would you hold it against me? Wait .. Where'd she get to?" | |
"I can't see shit!" | |
im gonna start reading obituaries | |
"Ewwh! That guy is like totally naked!" | |
Fact: If you sneeze while your eyes are open, they will fall out. ... Trust me. | |
I feel like Pat, yet I myself don't know if im a man or woman. | |
Why is everyone giving me this strange look? | |
"I need a hug." | |
Why does everyone want to stick sharp objects in me just because my skin is green? | |
I wuv you thiiiiiiiis much! ♥.♥ | |
My god is that a kitty doing a dance *blinks*, it is! | |
"What is that MM for...oh M&Ms I could totally go for some chocolate." | |
"Listen, dude. I'm fat. My breath stinks. My body does so too. I'm green. I haven't had a women in years (My balls are too heavy to hide). Please let me have just this one beer for free" | |
help, I can't see a thing with these rubies in front of my eyes! | |
Who stole my pie?! | |
Look at me, I am a nervous wreck! I am not going to have any fingernails left when this is over! | |
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"OMG... Did that goblin just buttrape that dragon!?!?"