*whispers* It's quiet here... I'm scared... Help me...!
Not anymore, now that you're here with all your cupcake goodness!
Yes. You're right. I must cast aside my fear and spread the Sacred Word of the Holy Cupcake. Screw the Flying Spaghetti Monster, cupcakes are for real!
Your name says it all. ;3
*whispers* It's quiet here... I'm scared... Help me...!