Dweeb and Roxxor episode 1-11

The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 1.
A new experience.

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES, EAT ALL AND YOU GET FAT"

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

roxxor "dweeb, u der"
(message not delivered, unknown user or not online)

Roxxor kicks the yubo standing next to him as he waits several minutes for his friend to login.

dweeb "Hail roxxor, mighty warrior of Atys, saviour of the world and protector of the people"

roxxor "hey dweeb watch dem rabbit things...they juz owned me"

dweeb "(ooc(they are yubo and non aggresive if left alone))"

roxxor "cool, big xp too..I juz dinged my first level waiting, u the noob"

dweeb "come roxxor, we must seek an audience with Chiang the mighty who needs our assistance in saving this land from depravity and destruction"

roxxor "I saw the mission guy is on the hill in town.....did you see britney wivout hair...LOLZ !!!!"

After several minutes searching the two stand before Chiang the mission giver who is surrounded by several other players of various races and gender, it takes only a moment for roxxor to notice a tryker female.

roxxor "hey cutie,wanna grp ?" /invite boobs4u

roxxor "later dweeb, goin levelin with this chick"

Dweeb and Roxxor part company and build their understanding of the strange new world around them, Study the skills and make friends and acquaintences across the Land of Silan....Several days later they arrive back at Chiang.
Dweeb is proud of his knowledge of the game and is quick to relay this to his friend Roxxor.

dweeb "Hail roxxor, mighty warrior of Atys, saviour of the world and protector of the people...How fares your travels old friend ?"

roxxor "hey noob, that tryker chick was a guy from manchester, he rocks at pvp and we pwned the noobs in the arena"

dweeb "I too have made friends who fight against the oppressive karavan to free atys of their oppresive and destructive ways, they have welcomed me as an honourary member of their guild where I can prove my allegiance and worth"

roxxor "boobs n me are making our own guild when we get to the main...hey did u see robbie in the news is in rehab 2"

dweeb "Your dedication to advancing your cause does you credit my warrior friend"

roxxor "LOL"

dweeb "pardon ?"

roxxor "its our guild name....'Lords of the land'......LOL"

dweeb "Oh, i see....well it's a very noble title, you are a Landlord then? (OOC(chuckle))"

roxxor "yeh...roflmao...."

dweeb "see you on the mainland Lord of the land Roxxor" /wave

roxxor "later dude"

With those final words of parting they stepped toward Chiang to be teleported to a world of adventure...

Next episode. The Mainland welcome.

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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 2.
The Arrival

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman"

WELCOME TO RYZOM ....

Dweeb
"We are honoured to be standing in such a historical place roxxor"

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Dweeb
"behold the zorai capital in all it's majesty roxxor"

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Dweeb
"these buildings are in perfect harmony with their surroundings roxxox, you see they are created from the natural materials around them as though Atys itself has grown them"

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Elowend
"greetings friends, it is a pleasure to greet you both to our wonderful city"

Dweeb
"thankyou lady" /bow "it is an honour to make your acquaintance"

Elowend
/blush "it is not necessary to bow dear sir..I am not of noble blood"

Dweeb "I am Dweeb, scholar of kami tradition"

Elowand
"And you are............?"

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Dweeb
"forgive my friend miss, he is roxxor the mighty warrior and he is .. ..erm.........meditating"

Elowand
"Ah,...I will not interrupt your meditation kind sir" /smile

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Elowand
"please allow me to bestow this gift of jena upon you kind sirs (ooc(they are cats used to double xp))" /trade

Dweeb
"thankyou kind miss, we will use them wisely"

Elowand
"good day to you kind sirs, I bid you farewell (ooc(I added you both to my friend list..ok ?))" /wave

Dweeb
"safe travels miss" /bow

Dweeb
"(ooc(I will do some digging while waiting)

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Dweeb
/dig

<you extract resource>

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Roxxor
http://www.dr-hu.com/WOW_Power_Level...f_warcraft.htm

<Roxxor critical hits Howling Gingo for 180 damage>
<Howling Gingo dies>

Roxxor
"I good you level, $100 master guarantee."

Dweeb
"OOC Who is this.....have you hacked the account"

Roxxor
"I good you level, $100 master guarantee."

Roxxor
"I good you level, $100 master guarantee."

Roxxor
"I good you level, $100 master guarantee."

Dweeb
"OOC Man, I'm so going to report your ass, GTF off my friend's account"

Roxxor
"You want good level call me yes ?"

Dweeb
</Who CSR>

<CSR SILENTUNIVERSE >
<CSR LAUGHINGPIRATE>
<CSR SPRIGHTLYCONCEALED>

Roxxor
http://www.dr-hu.com/WOW_Power_Level...f_warcraft.htm

<CSR Silentuniverse>
Thanks for reporting the possible account abuse Dweeb, we are looking into it now.

<Roxxor has gone offline>

Dweeb
</Who>

[BRIGHTONEARLY]
<LEGGIT>
<RADIUS>
[BOOBS4U]
[PUGWASHED]
<ELLOELLO>

<Dweeb waves to Boobs4u>

Dweeb
"Good evening Princess Boobs4u, May I ask for your assistance as my careplanner this evening"

Boobs4u
"I good you level, $100 master guarantee."

<Dweeb has gone offline>

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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 9
Reality Roleplaying

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD " Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

Roxxor
"Hey Dweeb....look at what my new guild the sirens of sensuality gave me, new armour with loads of powerups"

Dweeb
"(ooc) nice looking armour, what are the enhancements ?"

Roxxor
"Well let me see.....it gives me more hp, stam, and focus........even got massive dodge bonus, even the big mobs cant hit me now...I call it me personal tank."

Dweeb
"(ooc) you know that your guild is karavan don't you ?"

Roxxor
"with armour handouts like this they can be klingon for all I care m8 ...LOLZ!!!!!!!"

Dweeb
"(ooc) but this means we cannot be friends "

Roxxor
"what are you talking about you noob ?"

Dweeb
"(ooc) the lords guild are Kami followers, they have sworn an oath of allegiance, in fact their entire existance is focused on the ways of Ma-duk who champions the cause of the true people of Atys, known as the Kami homin. They make it their purpose in life to oppose the aggressors who follow jenna, the invaders of Atys who are here to destroy the planet in their quest to remove all the resources.....erm..and replace it with goo ."

Roxxor
"WTF are you talking about dweeb ?, have you been at the happy weed man ?......or are you sipping vodka there ?"

Dweeb
"(ooc) have you aware of the two factions that dominate the war here in Ryzom Roxxor ?, it's not just guild give me this.....guild give me that you know...some folk actually take the history of Atys seriously, it's called LORE !!!!!"

Roxxor
"wow man, take a chill pill.....you really are taking this RP serious......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....and LOLZ !!!!!"

Dweeb
"Are you really so blinded by ....bribery.....that you cannot see that you are selling your very soul to the Karavan corruption ?"

Roxxor
"You are jealous man.....come on admit it, you chose the weak side and you wont admit it.....come to my new guild and I will get them to give you some of this cool armour too"

Dweeb
"You would throw away your oath of loyalty to the Lost order of Knights, then ridicule all we stand for ...and then further this by attempting to influence me in their subversive and destructive doctrine that seeks to oppress and destroy all that the Kami stand for ?..i decline your...bribe..and further more...I relinquish our friendship and release you formally from the oath of loyalty you have taken to the LOOK guild...be free my ex-friend, and find to your cost, to the eternall damnation of your soul...that the path of greed and self gratification is something you will ultimately regret throughout your eternal damnation !!!!"

Roxxor
"so you don't want any armour then ?"

Dweeb
"(ooc) it is obvious you and I have nothing in common any more..so I have added you to my ignore list." /ignoreroxxor

[player dweeb is ignoring you]

Roxxor
"Wow dweeb, you really do have a thorn in your ass on this one don't you"

[player dweeb is ignoring you]

Roxxor
"Geez man if it upsets you so much I will stay in the LOOK guild"

<roxxor has been removed from the Lost order of Knights>

Roxxor
"Now you really are taking the P**s m8tey, "

[player dweeb is ignoring you]

Roxxor
"Hey there Boobs4U"

Boobs4u
"Hey there Roxy, hey there Dweeb, howa are you guys doin ?"

Dweeb
"Hello Princess Boobs4U, I am fine...but Roxxor here has been subverted by the evil and malignant force we know as the Karavan."

Roxxor
"well apart from fancy pants here putting me on his ignore list, all is fine."

Boobs4u
"you guys are arguing ?"

Roxxor
"all I did was show him my new armour....then he got all uppity and jealous on me"

Dweeb
"our so called...friend .......has thrown aside our values and joined the karavan in oppressing the homin of Atys, and this makes in untenable to continue our friendship....it is just to hurting to me to see a former friend fall into the influence of a cruel manipulator and pretender such as jenna."

Boobs4u
"I am sure you guys can work it out..remember it is a game !!!....helloooooo, anyone remember that little , but important detail ?"

Roxxor
"Hey, don't look at me, tell that to the noob greenpeace activist there !!!!, he puit me on his ignore list"

Boobs4u
"is that true dweeb ?"

Dweeb
"I refuse to listen to the propaganda they use to indoctrinate the new recruits to the karavan princess boobs4u"

Roxxor
"They gave me a suit of armour you F*****G D**KHEAD !!"

[player dweeb is ignoring you]

Boobs4u
"I cannot believe you are doing this dweeb, you two guys have been friends for so long, you really need to take a raincheck on this mate"

Dweeb
"(OOC) if I associate with roxxor the karavan will learn the kami battle tactics and where will that leave us on OP battles ?"

Roxxor
"geez man, if it upsets you so much I will give the armour back."

[player dweeb is ignoring you]

Boobs4u
"roxxor will eave the karavan guild dweeb"

Dweeb
"(OOC ) and he will stay Kami ?"

Roxxor
"FFS...yes I will stay kami if it keeps you knickers from twisting"

[player dweeb is ignoring you]

Boobs4u
"He said he will stay away from the karavan guilds dweeb"

Dweeb
"And he will stay true to the word of the ma-duk and live the life of a homin helping others ?"

Roxxor
"I swear boobs...I am going to enter an OP battle and target an annoying little S**T named DWEEB every F*****G chance I get !!!!!!!!"

Boobs4u
"erm....yes he said he will stay away from the karavan"

Dweeb
"Then I am pleased to announce that I have driven out the false words of heresy from this poor wretch named Roxxor, and I can again call him friend and ally" /removeignore roxxor

Boobs4u
"ok roxxor you can speak to him now, got to go now...I hope I can leave you two together without more probs"

Roxxor
"sure boobs, I think we are fine here now dweeb has calmed down"

Dweeb
"(ooc) geez roxxor...you seem to have problems separating rp from rl !"

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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 10
A strange encounter

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

Mysterious Stranger
"Good evening young Homin, Are you aware I have been watching ?"

Roxxor
"eh ?...you new here m8"

Mysterious Stranger
"Do you know the name Oba ?"

Roxxor
"sure I know oba one kenobe..but I was told you could not use names from other games here ??"

Mysterious Stranger
"It has been a long time since I walked these plains, Are you aware that a mighty army once stood on these very hills ?"

Roxxor
"Cooooolll......was there an OP here then ?"

Mysterious Stranger
"Over there once stood a mighty city that stretched as far as the eye could view my fine young Homin"

Roxxor
"I have not seen that on my map...was that the temple war thing where the top pvp guys got the cool tags "

Mysterious Stranger
"You are a wise homin who knows his history, what is your name ?"

Roxxor
"wanted to call myself Conan........... but that was already taken, so I used the name of my cousins dog Roxxor ...LOLZ !!!"

Mysterious Stranger
"I will know you as Roxxor the....wise henceforth"

Roxxor
"man you sure are weird...............wise roxxor.....lolz, dweeb will want to know wtf you are on when I tell him that"

Mysterious Stranger
"Wisdom is knowing how to interpret your surroundings...would you agree Roxxor the wise ?"

Roxxor
"I know where to find vorax when I grind them if that is what you mean"

Mysterious Stranger
"More.......subtle than that my friend, let me give you an example"

Roxxor
"sure, go ahead matey"

Mysterious Stranger
"Look at our feet and see the delicate grass gently swaying in the gentle breeze, and above us the mighty tree rustles it's leaves in response to movement the warm evening air.....yet it is the mighty tree that will fall as it stands in defiance to the storm, and at our feet the fragile grass will survive because it is flexible enough to give no resistance to the mighty wind...do you see how power can be deceptive young homin ?"

Roxxor
"Not really..I have a naff graphic card and cant display the high stuff..i keep saying I need a new one, the new dx10 job is out now and that really looks cool....that will show me the trees falling over I bet"

Mysterious Stranger
"You misunderstand me Roxxor the..........wise.......It is merely an Analogy I offer. One to explain A way of homins to survive the coming changes "

Roxxor
"wow, do I feel stupid.....yeah I understand now you put it that way. I have an analogy to pollen myself and have to take inhaler for it. If I don't take it it looks like I am crying...do you get that ?"

Mysterious Stranger
"I assure you I understand the feeling young Roxxor...the..............wise" *Roll eyes*

<Mysterious stranger rolls his eyes at Roxxor>

Roxxor
"So the trees are gonna make us homin get analoges then.....is that like virus warefare. I bet the zorai will be fine with those gas masks they wear...HAHA !!!"

Mysterious Stranger
"I see the time is upon me to leave you...Travel safe young Homin and be aware of the coming storm........tell your friends to prepare.....prepare......prepare....."

<Mysterious stranger leaves quickly>

Dweeb
"Hey there Roxxor the Mighty, what are you doing out here alone...hunting ?"

Roxxor
"Well I was until an old guy came talking to me..gave me a message to pass on to everyone"

Dweeb
"What old man ?....you mean the travelling stranger ?....what did he say ?"

Roxxor
"It was obe one kenobe and he told me gf are putting in falling trees soon that release some type of analogy that will make all the players cry like little girlies."

Dweeb
"Pardon ?.....if that is true then how can we prevent this ?"

Roxxor
"don't know about you but I gonna get me a zorai mask and a directx10 card"

Dweeb
"Wha......where is.......why do you ........I don't unders.........never mind"

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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 11
Come be my friend

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."
WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

Twixby
Hey wanna join my guild ??

Roxxor
already in one dude, what guild you kickin for man ?

Twixby
Kami Kamelions...

Roxxor
cool name

Twixby
Thnx man....we have been around for over a month now and got 40 plus members.

Roxxor
what faction are you guys ?

Twixby
well we are karavan cos they have the cool kit.....but some of us are kami because they dig a lot I guess.

Roxxor
nice mix, bet you have some good mats then.

Twixby
well we don't have an OP yet, but we plan on taking one of the Q100 posts in the holidays when my bro gets time off to help me.

Roxxor
nice, maybe we will meet at one cos I do some PvP

Twixby
cool...bet you are high level then

Roxxor
I rule Pvp here, some of these dudes are good, but it takes a special kind of guy to be the Roxxor in Ryzom

Twixby
It would be so cool if you joined my guild man

Roxxor
sorry little bud but I have Boobs to consider

Twixby
erm.....sorry ?

Roxxor
Don't you know Boobs, have you never seen boobs around here man ?

Twixby
well i did see some of the Ryzom armour was really........nice.....

Roxxor
sure, I got some awesome armour I save for the OP battles.

Twixby
nice, i will ask some of the crafters in our guild to make some with our guild logo on it

Roxxor
can't do that here man, but you can have a guild colour...lots of white ones around here.

Twixby
nice idea dude

Roxxor
what races are you recruiting

Twixby
well we are the kami kamelions because I am a Zorai

Roxxor
so you are a zorai only guild then, that sounds kinda cool

Twixby
sure, but we do have a tryker too...erm ..and maladon is a fyros, so is madiver and his sister dovenly......oh, and I recruited this really cool Matis guy from the city yesterday, forgot his name but he was really kickin ass over there.

Roxxor
that mix will give you problems ar the OP battles mate

Twixby
well us leaders are Zorai.....well the officers.....except for the cool Matis I told you about are all High Officers.

Roxxor
Nice job mate it is about time someone took the lazy ass zorai tree huggers to an OP battle

Twixby
haha, hear you there roxxor,
so you gonna join us....you can be a high officer if U want

Roxxor
Do you guys RP ?

Twixby
sure we do, last night we owned the diggers in the name of Kami..it was awesome man, you should have seen the uni channel...LOLZ

Roxxor
so you guys don't own an OP...

Twixby
not until next month ...

Roxxor
and you rp attacking diggers...

Twixby
it kami pvp tolerance....

Roxxor
and you take kami and karavan players..

Twixby
sure...

Roxxor
and any race...

Twixby
of course...but mostly zorai..

Roxxor
sorry mate, I can't join you ..i'm Neutral.

Twixby
???????

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Dweeb
"move roxxor"

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 45 points of damage]
[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 46 points of damage]
[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 54 points of damage]
[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 51 points of damage]
[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 56 points of damage]

Dweeb
"move roxxor" /cast

<you heal roxxor for 12 points>

[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 56 points of damage]
<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>
<roxxor dies>

Dweeb
"do not despair mighty roxxor, the magic imbued in me by the kami will save your soul" /cast

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

<you heal roxxor for 12 points>

[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 54 points of damage]
[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 51 points of damage]
[a toxic cloud hits roxxor for 56 points of damage]

Dweeb
"(ooc(man this is gonna take all night, sorry mate I got to go)) /logout

<roxxor is afk sitting in the toilet reading his newspaper>

Roxxor
"AWWWWW MAAAANNN...WTF !!!!!!!..MAINLAND TRANSPORT KILLED ME, DIS GAME SUKZ"

<message not delivered, unknown user or not online>

Next episode. The Duo

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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 3.
The Duo

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money."

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

roxxor
"Whatcha doin there dweebie" /hi5 /invite

dweeb
"Shhhhhhhhhh......I'm studying the creatures of the area."

roxxor
"Erm.....how you goin skill up that way ?"

dweeb
"Once I understand the habits of the creatures I will be able to hunt them more effectively."

roxxor
"dont you know they have star rating you nub .....ROFL!...you are such a noob dweeb." /rolleyes

roxxor
"Stand back and Study this dweeb" /taunt

<roxxor taunts the vigorous kippee>
<roxxor hits vigorour kipee front legs for 80 points of damage>
<vigorous kipee performs a critical strike on roxxor>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 110 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 85 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 130 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 83 damage>
<roxxor is no longer slowed down>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 120 damage>
<roxxor is killed by the vigorous kipee >

roxxor
"Aw man...lag killed me............................."

dweeb
"No roxxor, My guides in this land have been explaining the various attacks and resistances of the creatures of our world......For example The kipee are a powerful opponent as their poisonous attacks slow your reflexes (ooc(stun you))......" /heal

<dweeb heals roxxor for 80>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>

roxxor
"Man....that is out of order.............im gonna hav that sucker for that."

<roxxor equips +50 amps>
<roxxor casts acid spell on vigorous kipee>
<vigorous kipee resists acid spell>
<vigorous kipee performs a critical strike on roxxor>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 110 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 85 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 130 damage>
<vigorous kipee hits roxxor for 83 damage>
<roxxor is killed by the vigorous kipee>

roxxor
"Aw man...dat crab can suck my sword......WTF !!!!!!!!! happened then ?????????????"

dweeb
"My warrior friend, If you educate your mind as much as your muscle you will learn The kipee are well known for their resistance to acid" /heal

<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>

roxxor
"I cant hit it..i cant magic it......so wtf am I supposed to do !!"

dweeb
"Well I suggest you stay away from kipee until you acquire better armour and sword my warrior companion"

<roxxor equips sword>

roxxor
"Eat sword hoover nose !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..."

<roxxor taunts timorous mektoub>
<roxxor hits timorous Mektoub for 60 damage>
<roxxor hits timorous Mektoub for 60 damage>
<roxxor hits timorous Mektoub for 60 damage>
<roxxor hits timorous Mektoub for 60 damage>
<roxxor kills the timorous mektoub>

roxxor
"Yo........... the master is back !!!!" /flex

[suckling Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage]
<roaming Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
[scampering Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage]
[sprightly Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage]
<timerous Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
[suckling Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage]
<roaming Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
[scampering Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage]
[sprightly Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage]
<timerous Mektoub hits roxxor for 30 damage>
<roxxor is killed by a herd of mektoub>

dweeb
"Mektoub are social and assist each other.........Wisdom is a powerful ally my warrior friend" /heal

<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>
<dweeb heals roxxor for 60>

roxxor
"This is crap man.........look at my DP...........der is no way u can skill up wivout pvp man...!!!!!"

dweeb
"(OOC (awesome, thanks roxxor, I just dinged my magic lvl))"

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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 4
Macro Mayhem

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "Not a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is serious."

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

roxxor
"Hey nub, grp me and attack somthin" /invite /macro1

dweeb
"Good day mighty warrior, you look ready to take an outpost solo"

<dweeb equips pistol>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 40 >
<roxxor targets roaming yubo>
<roxxor shouts "TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE">
<roxxor casts root spell on roaming yubo>
<roaming yubo is rooted to the spot>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 30>
<roaming yubo dies>

roxxor
"Its my combat macro.... I assist what u attack using my root spell...dey freeze in fear wen they ear my battle shout ........LOLZ "

dweeb
"cool, I see You have become proficient in your skills mighty Lord Roxxor"

roxxor
"lets go hunt some skins dweeb"

Dweeb and Roxxor search for a secluded spot where the wildlife is plentiful..and more important.....quite safe for them to hunt as a team...eventually they come upon a clearing that suits their purpose, It is empty of Homins except for Two digging quietly in the distance.

dweeb
"Hello there fellow homins, I am Dweeb the scholar and this is my warrior companion the mighty Lord Roxxor" /bow

mephisto
"im working as his careplanner and we are getting some really good digs now"

dinglebus
"hi there, my wife and me are still getting used to this game..its really cool digging as a team..our guild even gave us a Mektoub to carry the stuff, want to join our guild they will give you a Mektoub too"

<dinglebus pats weakling mektoub packer>

dweeb
"thankyou for your generous offer but I have already pledged my allegiance to others" /bow

roxxor
"cool, tell your guild to send me a tell if they want a warrior."

dweeb
"We will be hunting over yonder and will keep the area safe for you to continue digging in peace" /bow

<dinglebus waves to dweeb>
<dinglebus waves to roxxor>
<mephisto waves>

roxxor
"later digger dudes"

dweeb
"lets start over by the hill and we can see all around us, I will use my pistol and you 'freeze' them with your mighty voice Lord Roxxor" /run

roxxor
"my lil bro says hi dweeb"

dweeb
"(ooc(hi there little roxxor)) *dweeb waves at roxxors brother from inside the computer screen*

roxxor
"goin afk for 10 mate, I follow and macro..K ?" /target dweeb /follow /macro1

dweeb
(ooc(ok))

<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>

<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 60 >
<roxxor targets roaming yubo>
<roxxor shouts "TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE">
<roxxor casts root spell on roaming yubo>
<roaming yubo is rooted to the spot>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<dweeb shoots roaming yubo for 50>
<roaming yubo dies>

dweeb
"Come mighty warrior let us slay those that would harm the peaceful homin who farm the land here"

<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>
<roxxor follows dweeb>

<dweeb shoots dangerous ragus>
<roxxor targets dangerous ragus>
<roxxor shouts "TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE">

**PLAYER DWEEB IS LD**

[player dweeb unknown or not online]
<cannot assist unknown or not online player>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>

<dinglebus digs resources>
<mephisto careplan is a success>

<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 40>
<roxxor targets weakling mektoub packer>
<roxxor shouts "TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE">
<roxxor casts root spell on weakling mektoub packer>
<weakling mektoub packer is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 60>
<dangerous ragus hits weakling mektoub packer for 90>
< weakling mektoub packer dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>

dinglebus
"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT TO OUT MEK FOR ?????"

<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>

<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 40>
<roxxor targets mephisto>
<roxxor shouts "TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE">
<roxxor casts root spell on mephisto>
<mephisto is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 80>
<dangerous ragus hits mephisto for 70>
<mephisto dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>

dinglebus
"STOP ATTACKING MY WIFE OR I WILL COME AROUND YOUR HOUSE AND KICK YOUR NUTS INTO ORBIT AND REPORT YOU TO THE CSR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

<roxxor is afk reading his newspaper in the toilet>

<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 60>
<roxxor targets dinglebus >
<roxxor shouts "TREMBLE IN FEAR COS ROXXOR IS HERE">
<roxxor casts root spell on dinglebus >
<dinglebus is rooted to the spot>
<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 90>
<dangerous ragus hits dinglebus for 70>
< dinglebus dies>
<roxxor follows dangerous ragus>

dweeb
"(OOC(Roxxor my computer froze, where are you))

{csr message - the player account you attempted to contact is not currently available}

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The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor

Episode 5
Technology Tribulation

Feeding Yubos...Annoying Mektoubs.....Hiding resources......
LOGIN COMPLETE..

MOTD "Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present."

WELCOME TO RYZOM ..

<dweeb resurrects hodan>

Dweeb
"may the blessing of the kami keep you safe"

Hodan
"Thanks, i was digging and got hit by zipolanda's train"

Dweeb
"?????...train....?..where ?"

Hodan
"it was heading south"

Dweeb
"the true follower of kami traditions should not suffer something as dangerous as a reckless karavan created abomination in Atys."

Hodan
"Yeah zipo is karavan, cool chick too. sent me a tell apologising for her train hitting me."

Dweeb
"The karavan corruption has gone to far this time....I will make it my personal quest to see these trains are banished from here and cause no more harm."

Hodan
"Yeah, its not easy concentrating on digging when you have to look out for other peoples trains... gankers use them a lot round here."

Dweeb
"May the blessing the ages follow you in your travels my diligent digger of the land. It seems I have a task here to resist the karavan ways."

Hodan
"You can say that again m8 there is a load here, take it easy and thanks again for the rez."

Roxxor
"Hey there dweebie, what r u doin now ?"

Dweeb
"Hail roxxox, I am Questing at Dyron stopping the karavan from further destroying our atys through it's relentless persuit of technological advances."

Roxxor
"Cool, need any help ?"

Dweeb
"your assistance would be greatly appreciated....indeed essential...in my endevours to make this land safe from the reckless use of technology in the region."

Roxxor
"Sure bud, be with you in a min...let me get my stamina up"

Dweeb
"Hey you............." /point

<dweeb points at zipolanda>

Zipolanda
"hi there, do I know u ?"

Dweeb
"I am dweeb, scholar of atys, follower of kami tradition and sworn enemy of the karavan"

<Dyron population turns to look at dweeb>

Zipolanda
"Whoah..........Kami kebab coming up......"

<zipolanda targets dweeb>

Dweeb
"You threaten to attack a peaceful emissary from zora ?....it is beyond comprehension you would even c........................ "

<zipolanda hits dweeb for 670>
<dweeb dies>
<roxxor resurrects dweeb>

Roxxor
"hi zip...I didn't know u knew dweeb, .............its ok everyone dweeb is with me."

Zipolanda
"Hi roxy, jus a bit of pvp with dweeb..he sux at it tho .LOL"

Dweeb
"I object, I was here on quest business and was attacked before I could present my objection"

Zipolanda
"U said u were kami......that all I need to hear "

Roxxor
"I didnt know u pvp dweebie..you the man" /cheer

<roxxor cheers for dweeb>

Dweeb
I came her to explain to zipolanda that her method of transportation was unacceptable

Zipolanda
"??? You don't like my mek mount ?"

Roxxor
"???? you are weird dweebie ????"

Dweeb
before the use of technology we used packers and mounts, since that time the karavan have bought the transport technology...now homins are expected to use trains to move around Atys.... giving no consideration to those in their way"

<zipolanda looks at dweeb>
<roxxor looks at dweeb>

Roxxor
"roflmao.........lolz.......lolololololololololololololol....... u such a nub dweeb...train is the mobs that chase u when u run thru an area.......LOL"

Dweeb
"...erm.....well.....I...well...I