Matrix Online: Neo and Trinity Waxed Out by Mario?

E! Online is reporting that next month the Hollywood Wax Museum figures of Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss, both in full Matrix get-up, will be removed from the lobby! Don't despair though, our hero and heroine aren't set to be melted down or anything, they're just being replaced by a figure deemed to be "hotter". And who might that be?

Mario. That's right, I said Mario. The video-game character Mario. Evidently, the soon-to-be-released Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga makes Mario a hotter property than our marvelous Matrix duo. I refuse to believe it, of course, but you can read all about the why's and whatnots here.

But I still won't believe it. Mario?