Asherons Call: The debut of "The Best Damn AC Column Perio"...eh? Fox Sports ha

What?! Another ACPL story? Yes, but this is the one somebody's government doesn't want you to see. Whose government? Who knows! We're pretty sure they don't want you to see it, though.

Crossroads of Dereth is proud to present its newest columnist, in his regular feature, "HIGH ADVENTURE!"
He's a gaming guru, pop-culture junkie, and someday wants to be the welterweight title-holder in the Ultimate Fighting Championship(tm). No, really. Get inside the mind of a truly, um..."special" young man as he takes you on a road trip to the ACPL quite unlike any other.

1000 miles, 8 states, and a whole lot of verve. Join, Dave Barney/Johnny Muerte as he presents his inaugural column, "To Boston and Back Again, a Kentuckian's Holiday"