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"HIGH ADVENTURE!" SPECIAL REPORT [p]
Last weekend, Kevin the Brave and many other adventurers plunged into a portal which had appeared in the town of Stonehold. Their mission was to destroy the Fire Cistern Core, in an attempt to weaken Gaerlan's power. [p]
Roughly three hours later, the crystal core would fall. Why was the battle so difficult? Were towns attacked again? What happened when the crystal finally fell? What might we expect this weekend? For answers to these pressing questions and more, check out this special edition of "High Adventure!". Hey, its the right thing to do.[p]

While working the heavy bag today, the support which was holding the bag ripped from the roof of my garage. As that same support holds up my garage door, the occurence could be looked at as a "bad thing" and potentially "very dangerous". As a great deal of the garage door collapsed on top of me, I'm inclined to agree with my thinking.[p]
Despite having the mechanical abilities of a lobotomized duck, I have somehow managed to "repair" the door enough so that it can be fully lowered and raised. While I might normally be proud of this, I assure you the only reason why duct tape wasn't involved in the repair effort is because I couldn't find any.[p]
None of this has anything to do with Asheron's Call. Thank you for participating in my "traumatic event" therapy. You are all paragons...of something.[p]

-Melancholy Paladin