Zero Punctuation Holiday T-shirt Giveaway

| 26 Dec 2015 17:00

Hey Escapists!

Once again, it's that time of year
when we at The Escapist spread holiday cheer.
To YOU, our friends around the globe
delivering 50 (yes, FIFTY) t-shirt upgrades to your wardrobe.
If you like ZP, and we know that you do,
just fill out this form, and the winner might be you!
An imp on your shirt, friends all get jelly
but give us your shirt size, so it won't show your belly!
This holiday poem is cheesy no doubt
but it's over now, so no need to pout.
Naughty or nice, we really don't care,
we wish one and all a happy new year!

How to Enter:

  • You must be a registered member of The Escapist. You can sign up for your free account by clicking here, or Login with Facebook.
  • Complete the form below and submit for entry. You MUST enter your US t-shirt size (all shirts are unisex) into the "Text Entry" field. Entries without a size will be discarded.
  • This is an international contest open to all readers.

The Rules

  • All contest submissions must be in no later than January 6, 2016 at 23:59 EST for a chance to win.
  • Winners will be chosen randomly.
  • Beginning January 7, 2016, winners will be drawn and notified via PM on The Escapist.
  • No purchase necessary.

The contest has ended!

Thanks for your interest, but this contest is now over. Keep checking WarCry for more contests and giveaways in the future.

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s0osleepie:
Once again, it's that time of year
when we at The Escapist spread holiday cheer.
To YOU, our friends around the globe
delivering 50 (yes, FIFTY) t-shirt upgrades to your wardrobe.
If you like ZP, and we know that you do,
just fill out this form, and the winner might be you!
An imp on your shirt, friends all get jelly
but give us your shirt size, so it won't show your belly!
This holiday poem is cheesy no doubt
but it's over now, so no need to pout.
Naughty or nice, we really don't care,
we wish one and all a happy new year!

I'll enter your contest. Why not win a shirt?
But your poem and pacing both made my brain hurt.
I see this each Christmas and it leaves me vexed.
Two end words that rhyme and a shitload of text
all crammed in between them regardless of time.
There's more to a poem than two words that rhyme.

Care?...Year? They don't rhyme, do they? Is this one of those accent things? Like Pearl Jam vocals? I entered, not sure what US size i am, so am guessing a non-flattering "beautifully petite and worryingly weak" shall suffice. Hopes are high!!

Woo, I entered. If I win (which I doubt), I hope I get a good one. I've always been partial to the glorious pc gaming master race shirt. Hard to argue with the imps, though.

This is a lot better than those stupid lockerdome contests that require you to do some advertising for the escapist on social media to enter.

Are the shirt sizes listed anywhere?

This, is legit. I love contests like these- even if I don't win, knowing 50 people got ZP shirts will fill me with joy.
But as of now? I'm filled with determination to win! (then again the winners are drawn at random so only Lady Luck can do me kindness). Thanks Escapist staff for an exciting event such as this :) we know it's costly but we appreciate it truly.

Just another person who never wins anything. Yay?

Redlin5:
Worth a shot. I remember entering the last shirt contest and seeing people sport badges after it so I'll give it a try again.

So you're saying I could at least get a badge?!

...And entered! Now, to wait for the PM that will never come!
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Feels gooooooooooooooooood~....

Well, well, well. Far out. This sounds like fun, so count me in!

Jeez, somebodies avatar gave me a scare!

The only thing I've ever won was a calculator when I went to up to high school ... my mum did the questions 'cos she loves maths, entered under my name and I won ... so like I was saying, I've never won anything before.

(surely the person who won the maths quiz should be the last person to win a calculator?)

Worth a shot. I remember entering the last shirt contest and seeing people sport badges after it so I'll give it a try again.

Now THIS is exciting!
Imping aint easy, but maybe as a longtime member of the PC Gamer Master Race it'll work out for me!!! ;)

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