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Freeworld: You know you play too much freeworld when...
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| [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*When your driving on the country side, and you see a jack rabbit running across the road, you stop immediately, get out of your car and start running, because.... your afraid the rabbit might kill you.... </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You see a guy on the street with no shirt, and you say,"Run! bandit!"....</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *Your start nudging store shop owners expecting them to give you a list (panel) of there items.. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You start refering $$ as krona and you start to collect rock that are in a crystal shape.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*You ask your Dad or someone how to stack items when your buying stuff at the store.. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *Your family is talking about politics.. you call the president power leveler.....</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*Your in a running race, you lose terribly.. you say "Its no fair!.. There all altrogs"... </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You get lost in a cave expedition. So you yell out suicide hoping to get returned to the nearest spawn point.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left]<SMALL><SMALL> *you try to switch your armor (clothes)in public. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*you pull out your campfire kit and blanket, and setup camp in the middle of a shopping centre or market zone.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*your friends dont want to come over for dinner anymore, because all you eat is raw chicken meat and giant spider meat.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *your parents dub you "suicidal", simply because you want to see how much 'hp' you can lose jumping from extreme heights.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *you are banned from the local wild life park, as you keep chopping down trees and attempting to sell the butcher pieces of 'medium' wood.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *you think you can breathe underwater. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *you are afraid of cows; every one of them you consider genocidal towards humans. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *you look like Mr.T! (wearing gold toe rings, arm bands, chest plates, HP necklaces)</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *your solution to making money is to kill any animal you come across; in the hope that it will drop armor, clothing, gimp masks, weaponry and food. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You type /b when talking on other medium. (IRC, MSN, ICQ)</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*You jump on your dog thinking its a hell hound. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *Rabbits worry you, chickens make you feel wary, cows scare the living sh*t out of you. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You get beat up at school, and complain saying "i thought pvp wasnt implmented yet"</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You attempt to start up a conversation with a frog. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You drink 20 bottles of beer in 4 mins. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You wipe out an entire Petting zoo in an attempt to up your sword skill.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You jump into lava pools expecting to end up in hell.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You look for big blue stones and expect them to make you jump higher.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*You own an "I Love KD" teddy bear. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*Instead of eating jello, you draw your sword and hit it.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You try make your pet attack animals. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*you walk out the door and expect to be warped somewhere else.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left]<SMALL><SMALL> *You chop down 3 trees to get wood for one fire. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You pick up your beef off the bbq in 45 seconds and wonder why its not cooked. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You sleep for 10 mins and wonder why you don't feel refreshed.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *You get frustrated when you realise you can't carry 4 sets of armour, 10 swords and 250 arrows. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *When ever some one enters your house you temprarily freeze.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *you refuse to serve some one at a shop unless they say trade because you are not in merchant mode. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *expect the seasons to change every 10 mins or so.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *Only go to sleep when your character is sleeping. </SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *only let your character eat at apropriate meal times.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *don't carry any items on you incase you die an lose them.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *don't go into busy town centers because of the lag.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL>*Shout out in the street, i am a noob can anyone spare some Cash?</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *you tell someone your ingame name (irl) instead of your real name.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *you legally changed your name to include numbers.</SMALL></SMALL> [P ALIGN=Left] <SMALL><SMALL> *you try to jam crystals into your body to make them disappear.</SMALL></SMALL> |
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