Freeworld: Interviews with NPC's

Today we are interviewing the many NPC's that populate Freeworld, what they think, how they like the world and what they do!

First off we have Morblood!

Prowler: so tell us Morblood, what do YOU think of freeworld?

Morblood: Yeah it's great, and the players consntantly giving me beer is a Great bonus!

Prowler: so what is that you do in game?

Morblood: Well basically I jerk people around offerint items that I don't have.

Prowler: So what good are you then?

Morblood: oh I eventually give em a stone sword, just before they stab me in frustration

Prowler: sounds like a dangerous profession

Morblood: not really, they can't really hurt me.

Prowler: I see.... Now people have seen you in several different places at once, in fact its been reported that there are two of you in lilaci alone... how can this be?

Morblood: cloning

Prowler: so whos the original then?

Morblood:.... i.... i... don't know.... I never thought about it... could it be im just a replica? A shadow of a person who is real? A copy! Who am i? what am i? wha..... *breaks down crying*

Prowler: oook moving right along then!

Our next interviewee is Stogg

Prowler: So stogg, You have been in freeworld for over a year, longer than I can remember, what have you noticed most about the changes in freeworld?

Stogg: Well, I think the biggest change was when I woke up one day and noruth was walled... and completely different, and I had a house all of a sudden, I've been living comfortably in my new pad, though its furnishings are a bit lacking...

Prowler: So what is that you do in freeworld?
Stogg: oh, I give People money for Bunny fur

Prowler: you.... You do what? What use could you possibly have for bunny fur?

Stogg: ummmmm..... I prefer not to disclose that information

Prowler: and you've been collecting this fur for over a year.... Where does it go?

Stogg: Look! It's none of your business ok! Leave your nose out of my private business GET OUT! IM NOT ANSWERING ANY MORE QUESTIONS!

*sounds of a struggle ending with prowler in the dirt *

Well, On to our next guest! Aeneas!

Prowler: So Aeneas, what do you think of freeworld

Aeneas: I prefer to be called "brother Aeneas, I am a monk of the church"

Prowler: oh, I apologise Brother Aeneas, So what do you think?

B. Aeneas: The entire concept of freeworld is great, demons and people going around slaughtering innocents, its great!

Prowler: ummm, should'nt you be against such things?

B. Aeneas: against? Why would I be against the hapless slaughter of 100s?

Prowler: come to think of it, you do look rather...evil

B. Aeneas: oh you mean the lion like face, cloak, and evil gleaming red eyes? Yeah that was my mothers side

Prowler: who was your mother

B. Aeneas: A devilress I think

Prowler: and now you're a monk?

B. Aeneas: is that odd?

Prowler: well... yeah, a half-devil being a monk IS kinda odd

B. Aeneas: huh... how about that? Well I guess I no real basis seeing as I am the only holy man in Seregor

Prowler: hmmm, well anyway, what god do you worship?

B. Aeneas: god?

Prowler: yes, what diety are you a monk for? What religion do you support?

B. Aeneas: oh, none... I just sit here and collect crosses, good business.

Prowler: so you're a half-demon monk that doesn't belive in a deity and makes wood crosses all day?

B. Aeneas: that's about the size of it yeah.

Prowler: ok, well, thanks, I think that's all I have time for right now

B. Aeneas: oh, come back any time, the church is always open

Next on our list we have, Brax!

Prowler: ahh the infamous brax, You are a friend of aeneas yes?

Brax: yes, me and him go way back, we used to con school children together

Prowler: school children?

Brax: oh yeah, used to do it a lot... that was until Aeneas Burnt down the school... was a shame that

Prowler: I don't want to know... anyway You are known through out Seregor as the man no one can find, whats your secret?

Brax: well, I sorta just stand out in the open... people don't seem to be very good lookers, I once watched someone walk past 4 times before giving up

Prowler: And so what do you think of freeworld?

Brax: well its kinda lonely, not even the orcs come around here, and I mean if orcs don't want to talk to you, then you KNOW you're in trouble

Prowler: ever think of moving somewhere where people will notice you?

Brax: If I do that I just know the few people who do know where I am will be completely lost.

Prowler: that's probably true. So what do you do in Seregor?

Brax: I make staves

Prowler: oh really? What do you use

Brax: about 10 trees

Prowler: 10 trees? For how many staves?

Brax: one

Prowler: ONE? It takes you ten trees to make ONE staff?

Brax: well, yeah, I only use the finest pieces you know

Prowler: what do you do with the rest of the wood?

Brax: rest? I use the whole thing

Prowler: I don't even want to go into the logic behind that... instead I'll bid you goodbye and move on

Brax: oh, ok, Cya!

Next on our list we have Nemo!

Prowler: so nemo, Finding you isn't as hard as people would think! (laughs at own joke)

Nemo: if I had a krona for everytime I heard that joke...

Prowler: so anyway, what is it you do in freeworld?

Nemo: I give letters to people to report a war

Prowler: to everyone?

Nemo: well yeah, I got to get the word out

Prowler: Do you ever get a response?

Nemo: oh yeah. More often than not the war is solved by some hero

Prowler: but if the war is solved, why are you still sending letters?

Nemo: Oh, cause new people come and they want something to do so I send them to solve the war

Prowler: but how do you solve the war more than once?

Nemo: Respawning monsters

Prowler: ahh

Next! We have Zed!

Prowler: so Zed, you're an old time NPC, what is it that you do?

Zed: I take gems off people

Prowler: for how much?

Zed: about 5 krona a gem

Prowler: for what gems do you pay 5 krona?

Zed: all of em

Prowler: All of them? Surely a garnate can't be worth the same as a ruby?

Zed: they aren't but it doesn't mean im not gonna rip you off

Prowler: whats stopping people from going elsewhere?

Zed: where? Hahaha I own the market! No one wants gems! I have 1000's of them! THOUSANDS and I pay next to nothing for them! NOTHING hahahahaha

Prowler: and what do you plan to do with the gems?

Zed: sell em of course

Prowler: to who?

Zed: to.... Umm.....oh... wait

And that ends Interviews with NPC's, Tune in another day for more Interviews!