Freeworld: Interview with NPC's #2

Today we are interviewing more of freeworlds NPCˇ¦s, what they think about Freeworld, what they do, and why they do their hair like they do!

This Interview is dedicated to the Bar bunny, who is no longer with us

Our First NPC of the day is Emerson.

Prowler: So emerson, what is that you do in Freeworld?

Emerson: Go away

Prowler: Ummm, I just want a quick interview sir

Emerson: Go away

Prowler: you don't say a lot do you?

Emerson: Go away

Prowler: What if I offerd you Krona to talk to me?

Emerson:Go awa... wha? Krona? How much?

Prowler: 250 krona for 5 mins.

Emerson: Oh ok then, shoot, whatcha wanna know buddy?

Prowler: You seem awefully friendly all of a sudden

Emerson: Money has the effect on me

Prowler: anyway, what is it that YOU do in freeworld?

Emerson: mostly I tell people to go away

Prowler: and hows that working out for you?

Emerson: its very lonely really

Prowler: Then why don't you NOT people to go away and instead talk to them?

Emerson: What? Tell them NOT to go away? Wait, that just might work! yes, it all seems so obvious now!

Prowler: anyway, what else do you do besides telling people to go away

Emerson: Well after hassling them a bit I offer to make them some cheap armour for some thread and some leather

Prowler: oh? And how hard is it to get these items?

Emerson: insanely hard

Prowler: so then you get high level Armour yes?

Emerson: hehe, suckers

Prowler: that's not an answer

Emerson: its all the answer you're gonna get, now, Go away, 5 mins is up

Anyway, our next Interviewee is Arcarrow

Prowler: so tell me arcarrow, how did you get that name?

Arcarrow: It was given to me

Prowler: by who?

Arcarrow: that guy, that, names npc's, whathizname.

Prowler: so what do you do in freeworld?

Arcarrow: I sell archers

Prowler: you *sell* archers, isn't that slavery?

Arcarrow: I guess you could call it that

Prowler: and where do you keep your archers?

Arcarrrow: in my backpack of course

Prowler: how do you fit all those archers into your backpack

Arcarrow: pfft, easy, they only weight 0.00

Prowler: oh, well, ummm, I'll not go into that.

Arcarrrow: some things are best left unasked

Prowler: and where do you get your slav... I mean archers from?
Arcarrow: they just sorta, appear

Prowler: so Archers Come to you, to be sold into slavery until their deaths?

Arcarrow: that's about the size of it

Prowler: you know, the deeper into the seedy world of Freeworlds NPC's I travel, the less I like it

Arcarrow: Hey, it's a business buddy

Our next victim is Maptor

Prowler: so, maptor, what is it you do

Maptor: is sell maps

Prowler: you... you sell maps, and your name is maptor?

Maptor: Yep

Prowler: that's almost as bad as Arcarrow!

Maptor: hey don't compare me to that that Archer dealing freak, you don't want to know where he keeps those things before he sells em

Prowler: he said his backpack

Maptor: yes, his "back pack"

Prowler: im going to pretend to be blissfully ignorant of that last remark

Maptor: good idea

Prowler: So, what do you like most about Freeworld?

Maptor: well, the view could change, I've been standing in this same spot since I was made

Prowler: Get many visitors?

Maptor: a few, most people can't find me

Prowler: Well, you seem like a really boring sorta person, so im gonna go talk to someone else now

Maptor: buy a map before you go?

That's all for today, hope you enjoyed it, tune in another day for more!