Star Wars Galaxies: The n00b strikes back!

Zemon, author of The Zany Zabrak, is back with a new edition called The n00b strikes back! Here's a taste:

I'm going to show that Rebel this time...As I pull up, I dismount, do a quick check of the area; yep, he's alone. I target him, nervously hover my finger above the bleed shot/eye shot macro... BAM! Woohooooo! Another composite wearing, stun baton wielding player emerges from the buildings. Only he's IMPERIAL.

Judging from his last column, I can already guess how this ends ...

Read the rest here, then click the forum link below to give your best answer to this week's n00b question.