Asherons Call: Signs Your AC Life is Taking Over Your Real Life.

[b]Signs Your AC Life is Taking Over Your Real Life.[/B]

1. Your finger and eye twitch at the same time.
2. When you find yourself in an embarrassing situation you try to perform @house recall.
3. You get upset with the developers because there are no spells for "Clean House VI" or "File Tax Return Blessing."
4. You refer to coffee as Stamina Potions.
5. When your child does something dumb, you call him/her Gimped.
6. You carry around a backpack of useless stuff.
7. When camping or in the country, crickets and katydids keep you up all night thinking Olthoi are attacking you.
8. You refuse to go to the zoo because you know those monkeys and apes are tuskers in disguise.
9. You sign your checks with your in-game name.
10. You refer to senior citizens as not being wise, but have uber xp's.
11. You log on to check the weather outside.
12. You sit in a corner in the fetal position when the worlds are down.
13. The banks think your crazy when you ask them what's the going rate is for a Sing.
14. Grocery stores have banned you as a customer for smashing their loafs of bread together trying to make Elaborate Field Rations.
15. You read "The Crossroads of Dereth" as if it were the daily newspaper.

Pythium of Harvestgain
Proud Member of "Companions of the Heart"

P.S. Ohh..and if you spend time thinking of why you play AC sooo much.

[editor - Of coruse, I'm inclined to think everyone should be reading The Crossroads of Dereth like it was the daily newspaper. Hehe! But thanks to Pythium for this entertaining read!]