Asherons Call: A Demand for Poetry

I tried to be nice about it, but you guys are forcing me to use force. I am assigning you homework, that's right, on a FRIDAY even! Your assignment is to flood my mailbox with poetry. I have a hankering to see some haiku and limerick action, AC-style!

The warrior poet Nexaureus handed in his assignment early:

There once was a man from Mayoi
Who never did aught but annoy
He once with a grin
Tried to tease a Virin'
Who now is quite pleased with its toy

The rest of you, get cracking and send them in. Monday will be the last official day of Poetry Week, and we want to go out with a bang, not a whimper!