Asherons Call: Kwip vs The Incredible Hulking Drudges

How is it, that every third column Kwip writes he's level 1? I mean, this isn't EQ. Does Death have some special powers over him that makes him revert to his AC childhood for exceeding the maximum death count?

Check out Kwip's latest column on neenerneener.net as he discovers a) the new island to the east and b) that the statues are no longer locked. Silly Kwip.

[b]They Grow 'Em Big Round These Here Parts...[/b]