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Asherons Call: Two-for-One Parody Special
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The talented Vellus of Morningthaw has come up with two parodies this week, both spoofing American Woman by The Guess Who.
First, we have
Isparian Weapon, an ode to the pursuit:
Now flamma, stay away
Isparian weapon, would hold you at bay
And for an encore presentation here's Derethian Woman!
Don't come luring out my horde
I don't want you stealing my kills no more
Colored lights can hypnotize
Fizzling every second try
If you'd like to audition for the next spot in Isparian Idol, send your parodies to me, Ramen!