Councillor Advocates Gladiator Fight Legalization
News for Sul, Eyre 15th, 998
By David Noonan
DATELINE -- Sava Kharisa, Sharn City Council member for the Lower Central Ward, said the city should rescind laws forbidding gladiator matches within the city limits. "Today a shadowy network sponsoring pit-fights and other gladiator matches is forced to play hide-and-seek with the city guards," she said. "Certainly our guards have more useful things to do than arrest citizens seeking an evening's leisure. As long as the gladiator matches are safe and the participants are willing, we should give the people of Sharn what they clearly want," she insisted.
You know, it's legal out west, near that big gaming city on Xendrik, and it's doing them wonders of good. Besides, it could lead to organized crime hooks, and that's always fun. So, legalize it!
