Ok I couldn't resist this because it was really awesome stuff. Over on the official forums in the Members Only section a viewer Gumble Tinkertumble posted a great suggestion for a monster profile:
From the personal journal of Gumble Tinkertumble, Gnome Wizard.
The day started out as it generally did and everything appeared quite normal. I had planned an outing to visit the local alchemist, to pick up some supplies for my research. Even the sun shined brightly, as if to say, "Go on old fellow, have a good day!"
Alas, it wasn't to last. As I approached the alchemist's abode, I became aware of a strange mewling coming from inside the house. I decided to approach with caution.
As I drew near, I noticed the front door was slightly ajar. With trepidation in my heard, I pushed the door open wide, fearing what I might find. The hallway beyond was darkly lit. I could no longer here the mewling, instead there came a low thrumming sound.
I was aghast! What could this beast - nay monster be?!
What could this monster be? Read the rest here!
