As the end of the workweek approaches, you need something to waste the last hour or so before the weekend. Ben-Li Sung to the rescue! Unlike Raylin, of Raylin's Rambling, who disappoints us all and is off doing things with his girlfriend this weekend, Ben-Li comes through for us! This week Ben-Li chronicles his run in with the most vicious creature man has ever seen. His Mother.
Ring... ring... "Who could be calling at this hour?" I thought to myself.
The olthoi seemed unmoved by my predicament as they pressed their attack as ferociously as ever.
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, have I caught you at a bad time?" asked my mother.
"No mom, how's it going?" I lied. How can you tell the woman who gave birth to you that you're too busy to speak with her? I glanced up as another Olthoi Soldier fell beneath my blade. My health was still looking fine but I could only take down one or two more bugs before I'd have to start chugging some stamina elixirs.
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