Asherons Call: Multiplication, Kwip Style

I had a most worrying dream last night. What would happen if there wasn't just one Kwip, but two of them?! What kind of horrors would such a pairing unleash upon an unsuspecting world? Would any of us survive to tell the tale?

Luckily, it was nothing but a disturbing dream. I've obviously not been giving subconscious enough love recently. But to make up for the most horrifying mental imagery I've just put you though, we found not one, but two - that's right - two! new Kwip articles over at NeenerNeener.Net!

Firstly, we have "Talk About Ruling A Town With an Iron Fist...How About a DIAMOND Fist?":

So I make my way into Subway. And my oh my - isn't THIS a change! Remember how crowded Subway used to be? And how there were like never any of the undead around because everyone going through there so often turned them into floormats? Well, now thanks to our markets, that place is alive! Er...well, no, not so much alive as maybe unalive. There were like five undead waiting for me as soon as I started down the stairs. And that's about 3 more than I can handle.

Secondly, we have "Hey, YOU Left the Door Unlocked!":

So if I'm left to my own devices, you can bet that pretty soon I've attracted the attention of the local fauna. Hey, everyone else has LONG since out-leveled me, so it's only fair I sit around talking with these guys. It's not that I want to, mind you. Have you ever tried to have a conversation with a cow? Wanna know how exciting that is? Never mind the rabid cows. Those guys at least have good taste in music (they're big on the rave scene, in case you didn't know).

As always, drinking whilst reading Kwip is never advisable - by my count, he already owes me at least two keyboards...