Auto Assault: The Loading Bar Message Contest

Everyone loves our Auto Assault loading bar messages - and now you have a chance to add to the collection with our Auto Assault Loading Bar Message Contest. Have a good post-apocalyptic euphemism or quippy one-liner to use? Submit it!

Visit the official contest thread and post your entry. You may enter as often as you'd like, but only one prize will be awarded per person. Please be sure the e-mail address in your forum profile is valid so we can contact you if you win.