World Of Warcraft: The Story of Azeroth

Brutally copied from http://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-general-en&t=1037076&p=1&tmp=1#post1037076 and all credit goes to Renny from Argent Dawn.

WoW History in Short

The universe is created by unknown powers, planets and all that appear.
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Titans pop out of the dark nowhere and starts to shape planets and worlds after their desire.

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The titans finds demons and the other evil stuff. The Demons destroy worlds for fun ^^/hug. The titans get mad and wage a war upon the demons. The stronges titan comes forth and slays them, he is named Sargeras.

Sargeras Encounters a evil group of Eredar, he battles them and imprisons them. Sargeras also defeats the Dreadlords, and improson them too. Sargeras goes to a corner and becomes emo by thinking
" the demons destroy worlds, for no apparent reason. They mean there is no reason to live, so they say why not just end it all now? So.....if life is worthless, then I should be dumped....hmmm....smart thinking"
Sargeras becomes evil and frees the Evil Eredar and the Dreadlords. The Evil Eredar tells the Emo Sargeras about the rest of their people, who is quite good. Sargeras consider it a good idea to enslave the rest of the Eredar, so he has an Army.

Sargeras comes along to the good eredar leaders, he offers them power. Two are stupid nitwits who is fooled by the lure, while one. Velen is smart enough and escapes with his little cult. Velen runs off, he meets a strange race called the Naaru, they bless Velens cult, now named Draenei ( who means outcast in their native tounge). They also gives them a big dimensional city who can teleport trough dimensions. The Naaru goes to sleep while the Draenei escapes from Sargeras.

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On Azeroth two races live. The Quiraj and the Trolls. These two races does not get along quite well, and decide to wage war on eacother for a few tenthousand years. The Quiraj is now also controlled by two Old gods, Cthun and his bro ( dun remember his name).
Cthun controlls the southern quiraj, while his bro is sent north with some others.
The Trolls decide that they like hakkar and would like to become friends with him.

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The Titans Arrive on Azeroth and decide it could use some tyding. They Start with killing off the old gods, Cthun and his bro are sealed beneath the ground in each of their temple. One in north, one in south. The Titans forge the dwarfs to watch the mountains, and Sea giants to watch over the sea.
The Titans also makes the Dragons to watch over this nice world, the titans also places a well of repleneshing energies in the middle of this big continent.

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Some dwarfs were very geeky, and were often mocked by the other dwarfs, the geek dwarfs gathered and left their fellow dwarfs to build Geekcity (gnomregan). The geek dwarfs renamed themselfs to Gnomes, whom in their anceient tounge meant super intelligent geek dwarfs.

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Wandering tribes of trolls are attratced to the well, they mutate because of the wells powers and becomes Kaloderei, and will become High elfs and Night elfs in the future. The Kaloderei forge a big kingdom, they also release magic into the world, in the future many people consider this as a bad idea.

The Kaloderei queen named Azhara(or something) attratcs the burning legion because of stupid use of magic. Sargeras decides to trick her with foolish lies about unending power if she opens a portal for them to enter. Azhara, dumb as she is agrees and gathers her servants and starts to open it.

Some smart Night Elfs gather an army to stop their stupid queen, they decide to blow it up is the best idea. As Sargeras is entering, he sees the smart elfs charge the castle, befor everything blows up, he cathes the glimpse of an orc fighting with the smart elfs, sargeras thinks that that race is surely jolly good servants.
BOOM! The well blow up, sargeras does not get to enter, yet he will find other ways. The Continent is split in two, and the waters rushes in to full the hole, this is also regarded as a stupid idea in the future.

As the kaloderei gets mutated, another race mutates from trolls. They are the humans, outcasts. The Human race is considered to be vile and stupid, s the trolls made them outcasts and decided to hate them for a few centuries.

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The Remaining Kaloderei stops practicing arcane magic and starts with nature magic, because its safer. Yet someone still wanna do arcane magic, the smart elfs exiles them to another continent.
The "dumb" elfs travel to Lordaeron as it will be called in the future, they land and build a city, shortly people starts going mad, they decide to move from this evil place to a much nicer pace up north. They name it the Quel'thalas, they forge a magcal barrier so it hides arcane magic. They create the sunwell with a vial from the well of eternity ( the one who blew up).
They find out that they built a city on ancient troll ground, the trolls get pissed and decides to kill them. The Humans (troll outcasts) is also batteling the trolls, the humans decide to have fun with the High elfs and kill the trolls and make them an endangered specie. ^^/hug

The Elfs teach the humans magic. THIS WAS A VERY BAD IDEA!
The humans decides to choose a warrior to hunt all demons who is still around, the last one is a female. Squishy ^^/hug

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Sargeras fans( legion) invade Draenor ( the breeding spot of the Exiled Eredar) and enslave the orcs. They deicde to kill some draenei for fun :D. Sargeras sends the orcs to Azeroth so they can kill all resistance and make it ready for an legion invasion. The orcs charge trough an portal whom a human opens ( posessed by sargeras).
The Orcs charge through and kills all in their way, they find some forest trolls and find them some fine ladds and does a lot of /hugging and allies to kill humans :D
The orcs kill humans for long, until the humans start using tactics ( WOHA :O) and beats the orcs, and puts them in small summer camps ( intermind camps).

A orc is raised by humans, he is a thrall, and is named Thrall (brilliant ;P). He decides to free his people and show them some good ol'fashion shaman magic. He does this and becomes very famours and becomes warchief. He leads his people across the sea to find new lands. There they meet the Taurens, big and strong bulls. Thrall alli with them because he likes furry animals.

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The Sargeras fan club returns to azeroth trough an undead scourge who ravages the humans ( none misses you XD). They decide to climb trees, but this is considered a bad idea by the forest spirits so they charge the fan club vice leader and blows him into oblivion. The Other vice leaders is also killed. Only one vice leader remains, Kil'jaden.

The Horde and the alliance were friends when they killed the demons for climbing their trees, but because orcs are green the alliance navy decides to attack and make a war between the alliance and the horde. Thrall gets sad and kills the alliance navy leader and there was much rejoicing!

Now most things are going to hell, enjoy the show.