The Sims Online: My dirty little secret

Most men would not be excited about the new online Sims offering. Described by one person as an "graphical version of an AOL chat room", it has little to offer the typical red blooded male. But alas I am not your average male.

I am far from being limp in the wrist, but at the same time I enjoy the way green goes with bisque, and don't get me started on Steven Sabados from the Designer Guys...he is simply a design god. So it appears that EA's new byline "challenge everything" also includes my sexuality, because I had way too much fun making my house.

I know the fireplace is extravagant and really costs too much for a beginner home, but at the same time I needed a focal point for my living room and it went very well with my hardwood floors. I guess I can do without a T.V. or a toilet for the time being. In fact I spent so much on my living room that I don't have enough money left to paint my walls...and I know that the "drywall" look is way out this year. I hope to remedy this before I invite Steven over. Perhaps a lucky bamboo plant situated in my "wealth" corner will also set my Feng Shui in order?

I've yet to get a job...and I have no money, so I may have to pawn off a few more items till payday. But so far things look bright. If you are ever in Calvin's Creek fell free to drop by KingDog's Pad if I'm around, or drop me a line. If you decide to come over it's probably a good idea to bring your own chair.