I love this time of year...

and in honor of it, I've written you a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it goes:

On the first day of Christmas, the h4x0rs gave to me:
a less sucky MMOG
on the second day of christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
2 rooted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the third day of christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the fourth day of christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the fifth day of Christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
5 GIGS OF PORRRRN
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the sixth day of Christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
6 Quake II clones
5 GIGS OF PORRRRN
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the seventh day of Christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
7 uber characters 6 Quake II clones
5 GIGS OF PORRRRN
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the eighth day of Christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
8 player auctions 7 uber characters 6 Quake II clones
5 GIGS OF PORRRRN
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the ninth day of Christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
9 months of Sims 8 player auctions
7 uber characters 6 Quake II clones
5 GIGS OF PORRRRN
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the tenth day of Christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
10 planar raids 9 months of Sims
8 player auctions 7 uber characters 6 Quake II clones
5 GIGS OF PORRRRN
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the eleventh day of Christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
11 macroer's macroing 10 planar raids 9 months of Sims
8 player auctions 7 uber characters 6 Quake II clones
5 GIGS OF PORRRRN
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG
on the twelfth day of Christmas the h4x0rs gave to me:
12 hackers hacking 11 macroer's macroing
10 planar raids 9 months of Sims
8 player auctions 7 uber characters
6 Quake II clones
5 GIGS OF PORRRRN
4 Geforce FX's 3 Steel Battalions 2 r00ted boxen
and a less sucky MMOG...

I can dream, can't I?