Winners list for the Dark Horizons: Lore Caption Contest

"One of Dark Horizons strongest points is object diversity. For instance: on the right we have an array of transparant cheesy-poof balls, and above the chimneys we have a pair of white splotches." -- Jon
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"MS03-039 hurries home to upload the latest Windows Update before the HaiR_on_fiRe_V2 and MeLt_YouR_DamN_face exploits cause serious damage" -- Jerrod
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"I bet if I crawl on my hands and knees I can duck under the flames.      What do you mean I have no hands?!?" -- Karen
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"Tracer fire for the visualy impaired." -- William

"Let's see... how did it go? 'Red sky at night, giant mechanical infantry do...' what?" -- CD
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"It''s like my grandma always told me: "When the sky turneth black, robots wielding rocket-launchers shall rule the world." -- Ion
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"This will teach those trees not to fall on my house anymore." -- Anim
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"Despite the best efforts of local firefighters, Jarod, a 6 year old California Spangled cat, remained stuck in the pine tree. A mechanized police unit was summoned to the scene to cut down the tree using a short-range ballistic missile." -- Pablo
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"Awwww, look at the bunnies, frolicking in the grass! I should take a picture of them to show my moth...NO, NOT THE DEATH MISSLE! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!" -- Kwip
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"Those trees have laughed at me for the last time!  Especially the one named Jarod!!  EAT HOT ROCKETS!!!" -- Will