Interview with _the_ Larry Lovage, AKA Leisure Suit Larry

LARRY LOVAGE

Interview by David Fingerhut
Photography by Barnabas Savage

VITAL STATS

BORN: February 28, 1979
MAJOR: Hotel/Restaraunt Management
HEIGHT : 4' 8"
WEIGHT: 130 lbs.
MEASUREMENT: 3"
TURN-ONS: boobies, vaginas, armpits
TURN-OFFS: wieners, Charlie Daniels
HOBBIES: masturbating, collecting Little Rascals memorabilia
FAVORITE MOVIE: The Great Bikini Off-Road Adventure
FAVORITE TELEVISION SHOW: Small Wonder
FAVORITE SONG: "Hey There Lonely Girl" by Eddie Holman
ROLE MODEL: Larry Laffer
FAVORITE FOOD: Pizza
MARITAL STATUS: Single

Larry Lovage is pretty humble for a man on the brink of international fame. I show up late to the interview. We meet at Lefty's Too, a dirtbag dive with a smoky ambience you could cut with a knife. I find him sitting by the bar in the corner. I introduce myself and apologize for my tardiness. He's wearing dark sunglasses and a large, fake white beard. "I gotta keep a low-profile these days," he explains.