No, the Monkeys CAN'T Throw Poop – Zoo Tycoon 2 PC Review

I like to consider myself a hardcore gamer. I had my PC custom-built to be a super gaming rig, I have a high-end LCD monitor, and all the accessories I need to rock. So, when the opportunity to review Zoo Tycoon 2 came, at first I thought to myself, "Man, one of those tycoon games? No way!" But, as I thought about it, I figured I'd give the game a shot with an open mind--I mean, can you go wrong with a game that involves zoos? Poop-throwing monkeys have so much potential.