Tamagotchi Coming to DS, Dead Horses form "Fresh out of the Gates" Animal Abuse Clinic

Ok, so the fad died years ago, but the zombie necromancers at Bandai have teamed up with the Black Mages at Nintendo to raise the virtual pet craze from the dead. If Nintendogs is just too complicated for you, Tamagotchi DS might provide a less harrowing experience. Or you can just repeatedly discipline an alien until it dies of a broken heart. On two screens.