Avast, Ye Scurvy Scalliwags! It Be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Shiver me timbers! The holiday that be better'n Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Boxing Day all combined be upon us! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! In celebration, the crew here at Warblubber be runnin' a tribute to the greatest pirates of all time. Today's the day when ya saunter up to that saucy lass or laddie y'ave yer eye (or patch) on and say "Heave to and prepare to be boarded!"