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Tiger Woods is Coming for YOU
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Broken Toys has some commentary on the new Tiger Woods game due out. The new play mode, which puts you in the shoes and goofy hat of legends like Jack Nicklaus, pits you against Tiger Woods through golfing eras in an attempt to define the greatest golfer of all time. See, when I play golf, it's an excuse to get drunk and hit on the girl in the gas powered martini bar. When others play, it's to settle grudge matches dreamed up by fans who believe we'll someday figure out a way to rip a hole in space-time. The new Tiger Woods is the golf version of mini-Ditka vs. the 86 Giants.