Halo Going Mobile, Overrated Shooter Franchise Now "Revolutionizing" Mobile Phones

Before the whining emails start, I'm going to admit right up front that I liked Halo. Liked. It was a fun game. it was not the groundbreaking bestest shooter ever that I always hear it's supposed to be. The game that sold a million XBoxes is coming to mobile phones, which will undoubtedly make billions of people think it's the COOLEST CELLPHONE EVER DUDE OH MY GOD. When video gaming actually merits a serious study, scholars and wise men will undoubtedly conclude Halo was one of the most overrated games ever.